#289 - THE GIANT

THE GIANT

1) Giant Babour was the strongest beast in the whole country...

2) He had defeated many brave heroes and countless armies...

3) And nature's monsters and beasts, earthquakes and storms.

4) But he never managed to defeat his infinite solitude...
          

#288 - QUICK QUARK QUIZ

QUICK QUARK QUIZ

1) - Very good job...! How much did you say that you did enlarge this frame?

    - 135% ...hic!

2) - Whew..! I think that with 66,7% this frame will be OK.

3) - Look Mom! Our frame in the showcase in 33,3%!

4) - According to Heisenberg, in this equation you can see that our frame is smaller than quark, 

      so it's invisible to the naked eye...

I worked it at 32% and I scanned it at 600dpi.

         

#287 - THE MONSTER

THE MONSTER

1) About the horrible monster of the swamps, everyone has something to say in the village...

2) The brave hunters in the pubs...
    - My rifle got jammed, otherwise I would have killed the...
    - Leave this bullshit, old man, we all know you got injured because you were driving drunk, again!

 3) The loyal wives to their men...
     - The monster attacked me while you were sailing with the ship... baby it's not my fault, 
       please comfort me!

4) And the president of the village to his people!
    - We decided together with the police officer, to put cameras everywhere...
    - And to forbid  every walk or traffic in the streets after 9 p.m... For your own safety of course!
    - ♥
        

#286 - THE ART DAILY

THE ART DAILY

1) - I'd like a pound from this round salami of Lefkada.

    - Shortened ma'am.

    - My GOD!!! What you ask for my lady?!

2) - This chick at the bar she's checking me out all night.

3) - All hands up! It's robbery!!!

4) - A Marlboro softpack.

    - 3,95€

        

#285 - NO COMMENTS

NO COMMENTS
         

#284 - THE BIRTHDAY PARTY MASSACRE

THE BIRTHDAY PARTY MASSACRE

1) - Sir, we have serious evidence that the victims had consumed large amounts...

2) - ...of meatballs!
    - So interesting... do you think there are any of them left? I have a little appetite now...

3) - I am afraid no, sir! The killer took all the remained meatballs with him...
    - Oh Lord!

4) - ...where is this world heading to, Cyrillus, can you tell me?
    - Anyway, there are still some oregano chips here, sir commissioner!
           

#283 - POSTMODERN SYMBOLISTIC COMIC, THAT TRYING TO GET TO A REDEMPTIVE OVERTHROW, GET TRAPPED INTO A CONSTRUCTIVISTIC, PURELY NAIF DEPICTION OF IT'S HEROES LIFES. REALLY...

POSTMODERN SYMBOLISTIC COMIC, THAT TRYING TO GET TO A REDEMPTIVE OVERTHROW, GET TRAPPED INTO A CONSTRUCTIVISTIC, PURELY NAIF DEPICTION OF IT'S HEROES LIFES. REALLY...


3) *SATS

4) *FOK
    - Oh!
     

#282 - SEASONAL IV

SEASONAL IV

1) October

2) My coffee machine is purring again
    - Purr! Purr! Coffee for Sophia! Purr!

3) First chestnuts of the year

4) And any color left on summer toes will fade out
         

#281 - THE MAGICIAN

THE MAGICIAN

1) - What do you hide in your top hat, magician? I 'd like to see your secrets...
    - Very well!

2) - I am hiding a duck with emerald eyes, a bonsai tree and some Tarot cards...

3) - A sea umbrella, a gramophone, a bicycle pump and an angry lame kitty!

4) - And what about love? Do you have any?
    - What a pity, but all the love that has remained, it's been left in my old top hat.
         

#280 - THE URBAN SEVEN IN NEW ADVENTURES

THE URBAN SEVEN IN NEW ADVENTURES

1) - Today we'll go to a place that no one has ever been!
    - Wow!
    - Wow!
    - Wow!
    - Wow!
    - Wow!
    - Wow!

2) - Not the girls!
    - Hey! That's not fair!

3) - It's coming...

4) Krrrrrrr

THEY TOOK THE 38...
       

#279 - RESTORING THE TRUTH

RESTORING THE TRUTH


1) - ... and so I told him "Carlito, it won't happen. "
    - I see.

2) - Anytime they want to...

3) - There's nothing else in their mind.

4) - Of course I can do it, gentlemen!
    - So you have eighty days. No minute more...
       

#278 - SECRET AGEN

SECRET AGEN

1) - awesome
    - Hello handsome...

2) - What are you doing tonight?
    - it's incredible...

3) - TIME TO DIE, BATMAN!
    - my disguise is perfect!

4) - Make me yours!
    - i look just like George Clooney!
            

#277 - USELESS THINGS I USUALLY DO

USELESS THINGS I USUALLY DO

1) - Looking for "faces" in the mosaic floor...

2) - "Tuning" my big toe with things in a distance...

3) - Checking if the cream in my coffee shape anything interesting...

4) - Cocooning in the morning trying to serve this stuff for an another "cool" comic-strip...

         

#276 - THE MISFIT

THE MISFIT

1)  - Books...

2)  - Inside their little dimensions nest the souls of people which were unable to get fitted inside
       the whole world!

4)  - Eleftheriaaaaa (*the girl's name)! Are you reading books again, my dear? Haven' t I told you
       clearly that this is forbidden unless you firstly spend six hours in front of your computer and
       television?
     - Yes mum...
       

#275 - LOVE MELODIES

LOVE MELODIES

1)  - Some fellas are looking to find hope in the stars...
     - While some others are looking it in the empty bottom of the bottles...

2)  - I also know people searching it into wallets...
     - And even others seeking it in flowers' perfumes...

3)  - And we shouldn' t also forget those who see it in coloured bulbs and stray balloons
     high in the sky...

4)  - Come on honey , these musicals are quite nice but completely far out of reality... 
     why don't we watch something more realistic...
     - ... something with more gunfights for example, or car chases?
     - Oh my god... What a boor!