#TVCC The Book - Foursquare 2

Παρουσίαση καλλιτεχνών - μέρος 2ο.

Χριστίνα Ανθηροπούλου - Έκτορας Αποστολόπουλος - Σταύρος Κιουτσιούκης - Πέτρος Χριστούλιας
   
      

#467 - GLUTTONY

GLUTTONY


1)  At the IKEA's market, you can find smoked crab's paste...
    - ...when nobody is around, you could eat it right from the tube.

2) A few days ago, I bought a box of biscuits, for my mates. A girl ate them all!
   - You have to try them! They're great!!!

3) - I mix two spoons of salted butter with three of praline, and eat it on milk-soaked bread!!!

4) The best part in a bag of potato chips, are the odds and ends...
     

#466 - FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW

FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW


1) - Look!  a flower!

2) - No way! They don't bloom since I've changed their soil...

3) - Then, I may be dreaming...

4) - Maybe...

#460 - COMIC STORY, OUT OF LIFE

   

COMIC STORY, OUT OF LIFE




1) Jonathan Polacktsides , took his decision...
    - I'll travel around the world on a ... vespa!

2) Indeed, some time later, everything was ready and the traveller hit the road.

3) His only company, on those thousands of kilometers, was the female voice on his GPS...
    - Welcome to the "black" continent of Africa!

4) ... which, even on the hardest parts of his trip, was there to support him!
     - Turn right.  Turn right.
       

#456 - THE OLD ECHO TRICK

THE OLD ECHO TRICK

1) - I love yououououou...

3) - Aaaaaaa!!!!!

from "talk to me dirty" series.

     

#445 - MAGICAL IMAGE (find the hidden fetish and win amazing gifts!)

MAGICAL IMAGE (find the hidden fetish and win amazing gifts!)

1) - And where is that... spark plug?

2) That was the first time that Debbie's vespa broke down in the middle of the road...
   - Ouch!
   - Ouch!
   - Hot!

3) With her mobile's battery off, without vehicle assistant and without cigarettes, the young pilot had
    to take some brave decisions.
    - Damn, you're heavy...

4) When, three hours later, her boyfriend found her at last...
    ... she wasn't in a great mood.
    - Hey! You look gorgeous so sweaty! I can see your nipples!
       

#443 - SEXIST POSTMODERN GUIDE TO BUY A SCOOTER (a comic about design differences between vespa and lambretta)

                               SEXIST POSTMODERN GUIDE TO BUY A SCOOTER

1) - Vespa was destined to be the most popular italian vehicle...

2) - On the other hand, Lambretta is a fine piece of scootering history too...

3) - So, two relatives on the same march, but with a lot of differences too...

    - ...that are well-captured on naturalist Derek Powazek's great words...

4) - Two italian chicks mate, last night in the pub...

    - ...one of them had a great butt...

    

     

#437 - A FEW MONTHS SINCE THE LAST TIME

A FEW MONTHS SINCE THE LAST TIME

2) - Start before I start hitting you...

3) Forty seven kicks later...
   - C'mon sweetie...
   - Start!

4) The same night...
    - Erm... don't know hun'. First time happening to me...
    -  It's ok dear. Maybe it's because a few months have passed since the last time we did it.
     

#433 - STRESS (A COMIC TAKEN OUT OF FANTASY)

STRESS (A COMIC TAKEN OUT OF LIFE)

1) At the beginning,  I was a little confused.
    Wasn't sure if she's true or one of my fantasy's creatures...
    - Hahahaha

2) ... everything she did, was so unreal.

3) When, the same night I left her at her home, my hole body was trembling.

4) There was something... something weird...
    - Phew...
    - I hope he didn't noticed anything.
    - You brought what I asked you?
      

#432 - BOYS WILL BE BOYS

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

1) Rolls Royce

2) Lamborghini

3) Mercedes

4) Fiat Uno 1098cc 1991 economic edition...

    - Are there gonna be any girls, where you're going?

dedicated to my first car, that i'm supposed to throw away, but I can't...

     

#431 - MODS vs ROCKERS

MODS vs ROCKERS

1) - Look who are coming.

2) - What's up fagots?
    - Took them out for a pee?

3) - I'm sorry mate, but I think you're a little combative on me, without an obvious reason...
    - ...but if you want to, we may arrange our problems, in other way...
    - M?

4) Indeed, later...
    - So, gents, you're down on score 17-1 and next question is...
    - Which is the population of Nepal?
      

#423 - RACING VESPAS "OR LIVING NEXT TO POLITE HAIRY PEOPLE"

RACING VESPAS...


1) - F**k off Pinasco...

2) - If I only put you a Simonini in your back and give you a pair of tubeless, Polinis won't even reach your mudflap...

3) - And a front Bitubo, babe...


*Buy now the new vespa upgrades dictionary!

#419 - RAIN

RAIN

1) At the wet grass lands of north Northumberland, Sir Zoltan Hothorn,

    was finishing his last preparations...

2) He was dreaming years of this day, his flying cherry pitter will leave the english land 

    for the blue sky.

    - Now Now Now!

3) - I don't believe he's ever gonna make it...

4) Against all bad precognitions of his partner, Hothorn finally made it and after 

    a few moments was hurling millions of cherry pits on Newcastle's citizens heads!

    - Holly shit! Bloody London!

         

#417 - MY LIFE NEXT TO CHRISTOFER

MY LIFE NEXT TO CHRISTOFER

1) When I return at home every night, I feel soooooo tired...

2) I hardly eat anything, and seat in my couch.

3) I fall asleep, watching an old TV program (a bad melodramatic crap, by Christofer Papakaliatis).

4) The next day I'm on my way to work, feeling sooooo nice... 

    - As I told you mate! 

    - The guy is fucking his sister!!!

           

#390 - VESPAPAPAPAPA

VESPAPAPAPAPA


A classic two-stroke vespa scooter, restored with much love, taking a ride around the city (about 10 Km a day), pollutes as much as the four-stroke motors industry, every three minutes...
Vespa is metallic, so repairs
after a crash, without changing plastic parts
and is hitting at the half rpm compared to today's scooters!

And after all... I don't like bicycles!

#376 - FIVE CUPS OF COFFEE

5 CUPS OF COFFEE

1) Sir Isaak Arnold Mathiew Strange had just reach Santiliana del Maar for the first time...

    - Sir...

2) His denotation on the border's outpost, that he's visiting the country as a tourist, didn't talk 

    into E.R.T.'s men, that already were following him.

3) The same night, his "unexpected" meeting with Dr Elle Hunton, at hotel's Puesta Del Sol foyer, 

    was going according to the plan...

   - Τhis is the recipe of the skin reconstruction cream and the gel against cellulite...

   - Great. Money are at the preplanned place.

4) When, twenty minutes later, Mrs Hunton and E.R.T., discovered Mr Strange's fraud, was so late.

    - Τhe suitcase with the money, must already be into Chech mafia's hands.

...so the sight of orange skin, was about to trouble women, for twenty more years.

         

#362 - UNREMARKABLE, BUT FAIR, COMIC STRIP MODULAR STORY, CONSISTING BY A CONVENTIONAL FIRST PART THAT ATTENDS THE RULES OF NARRATION, A SECOND SURREALISTIC ONE AND A PARADOX THIRD, ENDING WITH A TOUCH OF A NEOREALISTIC OUTPUT.

1) - That morning, Mr Khan, woke up in very bad mood.

"I don't wanna drink coffee "

2) - He didn't wanna drink coffee and not even seemed to care for his wife's love callings...

"... good morning hun!"

"fuck off "

3) - Known for his constipation, usually was snappish...
that day though, his sayings were really tricky...

"there's something sick in the kingdom of Denmark..."

4) - At the evening he was ill, lying on bed. The bloodthirsty marshal knows now that he's going to meet his creator.

" how did happened?"

#359 -

3) - M?
      

#357 - UNREPENTANTLY EPIC COMIC STORY WITH A MOMENTLY APPEARANCE OF CONAN THE BARBARIAN

UNREPENTANTLY EPIC COMIC STORY WITH A MOMENTLY APPEARANCE OF CONAN THE BARBARIAN


1) Craziness had come upon the beast...

2) The deadly wound, turned it wild.
    - Damn... that was an authentic 63's single!

3) Nevertheless, it's rage was just insignificant, compared to the Ice Princess anger...
    - And I'll burn all your Fred Perry's!

4) - O'right... is not like birthday! But, a day like today, before three years, we gave phone number 
      to each other! 
          

#353 - JUDGMENT'S DAY

JUDGMENT'S DAY

1) - Ladies and Gentlemen, we all gathered here today...

2) - Kidding us..

3) - Hurry up sir, we got works to do...

4) - I've to take kids from school hun.