HOW TO DRAW USING PERSPECTIVE - Lesson 27
1) - Please count down from 10...
- 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4...
2) - Three... Two... One...
3) - ...Zero!
- We have Liftoff!
4) - Take your own appendix out now, smartguy!
27.7.12
#417 - MY LIFE NEXT TO CHRISTOFER
MY LIFE NEXT TO CHRISTOFER
1) When I return at home every night, I feel soooooo tired...
2) I hardly eat anything, and seat in my couch.
3) I fall asleep, watching an old TV program (a bad melodramatic crap, by Christofer Papakaliatis).
4) The next day I'm on my way to work, feeling sooooo nice...
- As I told you mate!
- The guy is fucking his sister!!!
25.7.12
#416 - HOW TO MAKE A MOJITO!
HOW TO MAKE A MOJITO!
1) Take some fresh mint!
2) Lime!
3) Brown sugar!
4) Throw them all away and buy a gin & tonic!
It's cheaper and it hasn't got tons of sugar.
24.7.12
#415 - MISC.
MISC.
1) Statistics show that it is easier to fall in love with a Catherine than with a Maria.
- It's all about genes!
2) .flac files are completely useless.
- They take up more space than my old LPs!
3) A new word: INTERNEANDERTHAL
the internet illiterate
4) Mario finally speaks up about Antonis Remos.*
- You see a succesful singer, I see a failed plumber.
(*Greek pop singer, former plumber)
20.7.12
8.7.12
#413 - PUBLIC, SELF-CLEANING...
PUBLIC, SELF-CLEANING...1) Monday
2) Tuesday
3) Wednesday
4) Thursday
It takes its time, but it goes away...
6.7.12
#412 - A GOOD SUMMER IS...
A GOOD SUMMER IS...
1) Mosquito-free summer cinema.
2) At least sixty-two icecreams
3) Watermellon without pips
4) Twenty icecreams more.
5.7.12
#411 - STUPID ONE.
STUPID ONE.
1) - Tell me everything. Don't forget a thing.
- I will tell everything.
2) - Should I tell you everything?
- Everything.
3) - Completely everything?
- Completely everything.
4) - And in the beginning there was Chaos.
4.7.12
#410 - THERE ARE TWO THINGS I JUST CAN'T STAND!
THERE ARE TWO THINGS I JUST CAN'T STAND!
1) To divide numbers...
- Division is mathematically impossible.
2) ...and wear ties.
- A tie is a reverse noose.
3) Now that I think of it, the two of them together make a gallows!
4) We must stop using them at once!
Don't you see?
1.7.12
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