The Very Closed Circle: February 2011

28.2.11

#103 - CLICHÉ ON THE BUS

CLICHÉ ON THE BUS

1) He forgot to press the button.
- Open the back door!!

2) - Sorry to disturb you, my kids are starving.
- And I have cancer...

3) - Ma'am, those tickets are for university students only.
- Oh, dear! I didn't know.
- It's not a problem. But be careful next time. Just to avoid the fine.

4) *Next stop: Agia Sofia.
- Next stop: Agia Sofia.

19.2.11

#102 - EMILY AND HER UMBRELLA

EMILY AND HER UMBRELLA

1) Emily was trying for years to fly with her umbrella, in vain...

2) Until one day, a stormy "sirocco" made her this big favor...

3) Oh, such magic moments! She was flying above cities and countrysides,
admiring the view of the bright green fields...

4) What a pity her wind trip had such an unglorious end.

18.2.11

#101 - THE TREE I USED TO MEASURE MY HEIGHT WITH

THE TREE I USED TO MEASURE MY HEIGHT WITH

1) The tree I used to measure my height with when I was little grew much
higher than me...
...and they say it grows that much underneath.

2) Nobody knows for sure of course.
Nobody has seen it.
Nobody will ever see it.

3) Yesterday I blew too hard and the tree I used to measure my height with
when I was little fell down.

4) It had grown that much underneath.

So what?

16.2.11

#100...

- Θα πω μόνο ένα πράγμα και θα το πώ μία φορά...

- ΠΑΝΤΑ ΝΑ ΚΡΑΤΑΤΕ ΤΑ ΤΕΣΣΕΡΑ ΤΕΤΡΑΓΩΝΑ ΚΑΡΕ ΜΕΣΑ ΣΤΟΝ ΚΥΚΛΟ!

- Επίσης... ποτέ μην κατουράτε ενώ σας μιλάει ο Ναύαρχος ΠΕΣΤΡΟΦΑΣ² !!!

#99 - NO COMMENT

#98 - THAT IS SO CUTE!

That kitten is SO cute.
WastedPixel 49 videos

1) - Look! Look!

2) - Haha! Haha!
   - Meow.

3) - Isn't it cute?

4) - SO awesome!
   - Meow. Meow.

WastedPixel
Man, that is SO cute, I just wanna bite it. Too cute to be true...
kittens.tv

13.2.11

#97 - A HOUSE WITH FOUR ROOMS

A HOUSE WITH FOUR ROOMS

1) The first room has drawings on the walls and you can hear from inside
childish laughs and cries.

2) The second room has posters on the walls and you can hear wrathful music
from inside...

3) The third room has bookselves on the walls and from inside you can hear
sometimes moans and sometimes words of love...

4) The fourth has photos of the three previous rooms on the walls and you can
hear nothing more than sighs...

11.2.11

#96 - ART HISTORY LESSONS

ART HISTORY LESSONS

1) - Oh!

2) - Look at that statue... It has an enormous belly!

3) - Yes... all the statues of politicians of the early 21st century are pictured liked
this... It's a symbol of their status...

4) - Our teacher at history of art has explained us that, the larger the belly was,
the more important the personality of the depicted person was.
- Totally gross isn't it? But how could we ever understand, their culture was
so different back then...