#490 - HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALT AND SUGAR?

HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALT AND SUGAR?

1) - Salt is more... How can I put it? Huh...
2) - I remember one time I accidentally made a salty coffee for my boss!
3) - I buy thick salt, so I can tell.
4) - Sugar's colour is... sugary!

#489 - INSOMNIA

1) It's the man across the street.
2) What did he say he does?
3) I liked it better when I lived downtown.
4) Everything is going to be alright.
A man who wanted to cross the river got on the boat.
- Why are you doing this? they asked him.
- And he replied with disdain, I'm in a big hurry.

#488 - WELL, LET'S GET THINGS STRAIGHT

WELL, LET'S GET THINGS STRAIGHT

1) - Performance is just bad theater
2) - Installations are just bad sculptures
3) - Video art is just bad cinema
4) - And Instagram is just bad photography!
'Nuff said.

#487 - STRANGE DREAM

STRANGE DREAM

1) e smell of coal and a sweet
    ngling sensation.

2) I floated t
    surface, w
    George fr
    office. He
    fingers in m
    and kissed

3) urrounded by all the men from the offic
    ck, Nick, even Jason from accounts. T
    down and started taking off my clothes

4) - I'm scared! Am I gay?
    - That's it! No more cookies for you at bed time...