#TVCC The Book - Foursquare 4

Παρουσίαση καλλιτεχνών - μέρος 4ο

  

Panayiotis Pantazis - Yorgos Konstantinou

     

       

#382 - FOR I HAVE SINNED

For I have sinned

4) What's the deal with all those parachutists?

Such a plague.
      

#87 - BUYING BRUSHES

Buying brushes

1) - Haven't you got these in a smaller size?
- No, the company doesn't bring smaller ones in Greece.

2) - Like we are a third world country. If you go to Poland or Turkey, they ship
every size. But here, only Medium size, like we don't need the others.

3) - But what did you expect? In the end we will be electing an Albanian Prime
Minister and a Pakistani Mayor. Those have brought us to this situation."

4) - Let's summarize: Pakistanis are to blame that the company doesn't ship
small size brushes to Greece.

Pakis, you almost got away with it.

#85 - the "Ξ" spot

Actually, no point in translating

#17 - ΠΡΩΤΗ ΕΝΤΥΠΩΣΗ

FIRST IMPRESSION

1)  - Hi! I'm Panayiotis!

2)    Who is to blame for the existence of a human being that "introduces"
       himself without saying his name or shaking hands properly.

     - Ηi!

3)    Could it be its childhood? Could it be that when he played teenage
       mutant ninja turtles as a kid, he ended up to be "Donatello"?

4)    I know that most probably I ll never get to know the answer. But in
       the end, who am I to judge him?

    - A well spent meteorite...

I am Panayiotis
     

#16 - O ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ ΜΕ ΤΑ ΗΛΙΘΙΑ ΤΑΤΟΥΑΖ ΠΑΕΙ ΣΤΟ ΜΑΝΑΒΙΚΟ

THE MAN WITH THE SILLY TATOOS GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE

1)  - Pears, bananas, oranges...

     - OH MY GOD! HOW SILLY ARE THOSE TATTOOS!

2)  - Damn! Nothing that goes with my tattoos.

3)  - Hey! Greengrocer! Have you got any fruits that are cool enough
       so I can eat them?

     - You know.. I can't eat quinces! My granny eats quinces!..

4)  - Don't worry, son! All you need is a good backstory.

Did you know that quince is the national fruit of Nigeria?
         

#10 - ΤΟ ΜΠΛΕ ΚΑΤΑΡΤΙ

THE BLUE MAST

1)  - Look... Art is not something that is made to address to the masses.
       Art is a matter of those few sleepless people that can see beyond
       the conventions.

2)  - And let me tell you that we live in a totally reconciled society with its
       conventions.

3)  - This wound I tried to scratch through my painting that I call "the blue
        mast"--

     - But it's red

4)  - What did I just say?

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
       

#8 - ΝΕΟ ΚΥΜΑ

NEW WAVE

1)  - I dunno man.. Lately, I've been feeling fed up with melody and I'm 
       trying some alternative approaches on what we call "music".

     - You mean?..

2)  - So get this! For example, I've listening to lots of recordings of modem 
       sounds, radiator vaporizations while when I want to relax I love 
       listening to field recordings of floors getting dry.

3)  - There is a new copy machine on 3rd floor. You wanna go give it a 
       listen?

4)  - You 're mocking me, but things are not that simple my friend...

They don't make copy machines like they used to.
      

#6 - ΣΤΙΓΜΕΣ

MOMENTS


The moments remain; not the cheese

1)  - ...and this is what will bind us forever, my brother!

2)  - So true, brother! So true.

4)  - Um... Do you want the cheese?
     - No, go on, take it!