#357 - UNREPENTANTLY EPIC COMIC STORY WITH A MOMENTLY APPEARANCE OF CONAN THE BARBARIAN

UNREPENTANTLY EPIC COMIC STORY WITH A MOMENTLY APPEARANCE OF CONAN THE BARBARIAN


1) Craziness had come upon the beast...

2) The deadly wound, turned it wild.
    - Damn... that was an authentic 63's single!

3) Nevertheless, it's rage was just insignificant, compared to the Ice Princess anger...
    - And I'll burn all your Fred Perry's!

4) - O'right... is not like birthday! But, a day like today, before three years, we gave phone number 
      to each other! 
          

#356 - PETER LOREM IS AN IPSUM

PETER LOREM IS AN IPSUM

1) Donec quam oh! 

2) Lorem ipsum dolor what amet, consectetuer adipis cing elit. Aenean other do ligula eget dolor. 

    Aenean massa. Cumes crap penatibus will magnis  partu montes...

3) ...nulla ο consequat Salepis quis find. Donec pede justo, fringilla to, aliquet impress, eget us, arcu?

4) Vivamus elementum semper nisi. Aenean vulpu tate eleifend tellus. Aenean that ligula, 

    porttitor is, consequat mercy!!!

       

#355 - RIVAS

RIVAS

1) Lysimahos' dog is a great talent...

2) He is just 3 - and a half months old, but nothing can't escape him...

3) He could be the best hound dog, if he wanted to.

4) But more than anything he just prefers the shoe laces.

-Again, you dumbhead?

#354 - A PENNA IN THE RIGATONI

A PENNA IN THE RIGATONI

1) How did it get here?

2) By mistake?

3) Is it ...a message?

4) Some kind of witchcraft?

-Mom, put it in my plate!
       

#353 - JUDGMENT'S DAY

JUDGMENT'S DAY

1) - Ladies and Gentlemen, we all gathered here today...

2) - Kidding us..

3) - Hurry up sir, we got works to do...

4) - I've to take kids from school hun.
       

#352 - PETER LORRE IS A FRIEND

Ο ΠΕΤΕΡ ΛΟΡΡΕ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΦΙΛΟΣ ΜΟΥ
     

#351 - MOCKUMENTARY #4

MOCKUMENTARY #4
*it's all true!

1) Every year approximately 3.5 tons of chewing gum are removed from the pavement of
    the historical center of Thessaloniki.

2) The big quantity remains a mystery and so, Municipality of Thessaloniki ordered
    an investigation.

3) 95.6% of Thessaloniki residents asked told the investigators they do not chew gum,
    while 2.3% do not know what gum is.

4) The remaining 2.1% thinks gum is only that soft redish stuff next to the teeth.
            

#350 - MOCKUMENTARY #3

MOCKUMENTARY #3
*it's all true!

1) Somewhere in Amazonia the Noa-Boa tribe has turned a soda can into some kind of deity.

2) It is a surprise though that the tribe doesn't exactly worship the can.

3) On the contrary, they accuse the can for any event of evil, unhappiness, sickness or natural disaster.

4) Still, they don't get it off the altar.

       

#349 - MOCKUMENTARY #2

MOCKUMENTARY #2
*it's all true!

1) In the 70s, NASA began experiments to make time-travel possible.

2) It took 7 years and 35.4 billions dollars to manufacture the first time machine.

3) It managed to go back in time aproximately 2.7  seconds, and therefore was practically useless.

4) NASA suspended the project.
        

#348 - JOHNNY GREENLEAVES

#347 - MOCKUMENTARY #1

MOCKUMENTARY #1
*it's all true!

1) - Sir.

    - Sir
    It' mating season for the Andalusian hedgehog.

2) Competition is fierce. A violent fight.
    *Dup *Doop *Dup

3) - Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
    - Damn
    - Hooray.
    Scientists believe the final choice is based on excretion of some kind of hormones.

4) You could say that they are not very clever animals.
         

#346 - OLD EYES

OLD EYES

4) - I can't understand, is granpa sightless or not?
    - I think he only sees what he wants to see...
        

#345 - THE TRANSIENCE OF EXISTENCE

#344 - AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL

AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL


1) - You have to come back, Joe...
    - Your fans want you.

2) - I'm not sure Mike... I've been off for too many months!

3) - So?
    - You have to give more!
    - You're still the king.

4) Indeed... a month later.
    - Unbelievable! Joe Mysterio is back.
    - I thought he took off, just to found a fast-food restaurant across the national road.