THE BEACH
1) - Where are you?!
4) - Come on you can't see me!!! I have a striped parasol and a white sunbed.
4) - Come on you can't see me!!! I have a striped parasol and a white sunbed.
Find the girl who is doing topless
30.7.11
#230 - IN SEARCH OF LOST SATURN
1) What a horror they felt when they realized one day at the observatory:
- Planet Cronus... has gone out of his orbit!
2) With a breakneck speed, he began moving far away from our sun, destination the endless space.
3) A few heroic cosmonauts decided to chase the planet, in case they could solve this mystery...
4) For years now, without getting tired, they follow him - but the closer they get to the answer
they seek, the more impossible it is to return back, at their homes in Earth...
(Dedicated to R. Bradbury)
29.7.11
#229 - 28 YEARS AGO
1) - They carved their mark on the still fresh concrete of this yard wall, twenty eight years ago...
2) - What could be those two lovers do nowadays? Would they live together having children
at my age?
(Katerina + Stefanos 1/8/83)
3) - Or did their roads go separately, and if they ever pass from here they would bitterly smile
at the memory of a youth' s foolishness?
4) - The most possible of course is that noone gives a dime about all these anymore...
28.7.11
#228 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? #2
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1) - I think that everybody thinks that we're waiting for Godot.
- I'm sure that they think this.
2) - ...
3) - Who or what are we waiting for anyway??
4) - T.....
26.7.11
#226 - RAPUNZEL PAPADOPOULOS
RAPUNZEL PAPADOPOULOS
1) - So... I'll my hair down, to come up. All 'right?
2) - ?
3) - I said "hair" ?
4) - I meant "keys"...
- The door phone is out of order, again.
25.7.11
#225 - WHAT ARE PEOPLE THINKING BEFORE THEY GET OFF THE TRAIN
WHAT ARE PEOPLE THINKING BEFORE THEY GET OFF THE TRAIN
1) - Toilet
2) - Bed
3) - Hungry
4) - Facebook
2) - Bed
3) - Hungry
4) - Facebook
#224 - THE HUNGRY SEVEN
1) The Hungry Seven are having a meeting in the garden shed...
- Is everybody here?
- Everybody except Jack...
2) This time no one forgot the password
-"I'm hungry!"
(Knock! Knock!)
3) They were ready to start when they heard another knock at the door
- Who can it be?
4) It was their good ol' cook bringing cake and home-made lemonade
- I don't know if it's enough, Hungry Seven!..
24.7.11
#223 - SUMMER IN THE CITY
1) - Will you come in? The water is fine.
3) - AAAAAAHHHHH
4) - It's dead dear...
- I was supposed to "fish" him later.
22.7.11
#222 - ARCHERY
1) - Meredith felt a strange feeling from the first moment that she met Jacques...
2) - She thought she may be in love.
3) - So she ran for her life.
4) - It was pointless.
21.7.11
#221 - FIRST DATE
1) Damn, I came twelve minutes later. Fortunately she hasn' t arrived yet.
2) What a pity I don' t own a vehicle. Perhaps I would have gone to pick her by her house.
And naturally, I could take her to a cool place out of the town. Hmf!
3) As about my tshirt... is she gonna like it?
And additionally, in my rush to come here I made myself sweat...
- Hiiiiiiii! Did I came very late?
4) - Hey, no worries! I had my thoughts to keep me company!
- Hihi! Welll... where are we going?
#220 - JEREMY JOHNSON'S HAIRCUT
1) - The only thing that I want you not to cut is my wisp.
2) - TSIK TSIK
3) - TSIK TSAK TSIK
20.7.11
19.7.11
#218 - BOTTLE OF WINE (DETAIL)
BOTTLE OF WINE (detail)
1) - Help! I'm in the wrong universe! Since when, I wonder...
- How long am I here...
- Alone...
- With this blabbering background...
(NNN...)
(AAA...)
2) - That would never happened to a hamburger!
- AAAAA
- NNNN
- ETET
- CCCCC
3) - AAAAA...
- NNN
- ETETET...
4) - Shut up!
NOT...!
#217 - CAPTEN-AMERICA
1) - Sssshhh....
2) - Jhonnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
3) - Gee ma, Whatch yellin' 'bout?
4) - It's yo daddy, just brought ya p'nut buttah.
- That's right sonny!
18.7.11
17.7.11
#214 - CONCENTRATION BEFORE THE CLASSIC JOKE #2
2) - Keep strong! The moment is now!
4) - You call this art?
- By reproducing this stereotype you degrade us all!
15.7.11
#212 - NON-WONDERLAND
1) The White Rabbit has left Wonderland and came to our world.
2) In the beggining everything looked dull and scary... And as if it wasn' t enough,
it was almost ran over by a passing truck!
3) But fortunately, some good people found it and took it with them to take care...
4) And now - what a luck- it is trying a lot of new cosmetics, before even they go out in the market!
- ...so cool!
13.7.11
12.7.11
#210 - FUCKED-UP TIMING
FUCKED-UP TIMING
1) - Yippee!!!!!
2) - Ouch!
3) - What was that for?
4) - You forgot to come out!
*snif
10.7.11
#208 - "PERSONAL ILLUSIONS"
1) - Having style is everything. Knowing how to dress, in which places to go out...
- And of course having good public relations. Very important!
2) - Arts of course! And fashion, decoration, dance...
- I love to admire beauty. I wonder how can so many people live without having any taste at all!
3) - Yoga, reiki, meditation... Harmony with my body, my soul and the whole universe!
4) - I like to be the boss and beat everyone else!
- I have no friends but someday everyone will be afraid of me!
7.7.11
#207 - THIRD DAY ILL (AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL)
3) - I can't believe it...
4) - There are five dramatic turkish TV series playing the same time, in greek television.
6.7.11
#205 -
1) The monster attacked Paris
- Aaaargh!
2) But the army was well prepared
- Take that, you monster
*Bang
- Ah!
3) But the monster was too strong
- Now I am angry
*Crack
- Damn!
4) - You just can't stand working at the office anymore, can you?
- Nope.
5.7.11
3.7.11
#203 - WHITE SHARK
1) "It' s a ruthless beast, a killing machine..."
2) "Alas to the creatures that will unsuspected appear in front of its way..."
3) " With its bloodthirsty jaws, it rips them into thousand tiny pieces..."
4) - Sigh*... That's what Dimitroula did with my heart too!
- Dude, you only know her two weeks... Enough with this insistence of yours,
to make everything seem tragic!
2.7.11
1.7.11
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