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#453
1) Ariadne, while being in love with Theseus, helped him escape the Labyrinth with her
ball of thread.
2) They got away together, but Theseus, far from danger, dumped her on the island of Naxos.
3) While we tend to forget it, that latter part of the myth seems to me more representive
of human nature.
4) But I am not a freudianist and I don't analyze things, do that yourself if you will,
we would probably disagree anyway.
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Τ.Ζ.
28.12.12
9.12.12
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6.12.12
#449 - AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
1) Lately, at my work...
2) ...I always find a free elevator.
(criiiiick!)
3) Today a girl followed me and I explained her why:
4) -Two of the lights have gone off and everybody thinks it's stuck at the 7th floor
- A-ha!
...and then we went together up to the (*that alien symbol*)th
1) Lately, at my work...
2) ...I always find a free elevator.
(criiiiick!)
3) Today a girl followed me and I explained her why:
4) -Two of the lights have gone off and everybody thinks it's stuck at the 7th floor
- A-ha!
...and then we went together up to the (*that alien symbol*)th
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sophia
5.12.12
4.12.12
#447 - WE
WE
1) Our reflection isn't we
2) Not even is every possession, if it abridges us
3) Neither everything that amuses us, or everything that enrages us:
4) We are a smile slightly cunning, carved on a grain of rice.
1) Our reflection isn't we
2) Not even is every possession, if it abridges us
3) Neither everything that amuses us, or everything that enrages us:
4) We are a smile slightly cunning, carved on a grain of rice.
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Kostis Tz.
30.11.12
21.11.12
#445 - MAGICAL IMAGE (find the hidden fetish and win amazing gifts!)
MAGICAL IMAGE (find the hidden fetish and win amazing gifts!)
1) - And where is that... spark plug?
2) That was the first time that Debbie's vespa broke down in the middle of the road...
- Ouch!
- Ouch!
- Hot!
3) With her mobile's battery off, without vehicle assistant and without cigarettes, the young pilot had
to take some brave decisions.
- Damn, you're heavy...
4) When, three hours later, her boyfriend found her at last...
... she wasn't in a great mood.
- Hey! You look gorgeous so sweaty! I can see your nipples!
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KitrinoAgori
20.11.12
#444 - EMPTY HEART
EMPTY HEART
1) The cake I bought for you, was eaten by the crows.
2) And you are nowhere
3) Really, you are nowhere
4) A grey cloud inside my empty heart.
1) The cake I bought for you, was eaten by the crows.
2) And you are nowhere
3) Really, you are nowhere
4) A grey cloud inside my empty heart.
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Kostis Tz.
16.11.12
#443 - SEXIST POSTMODERN GUIDE TO BUY A SCOOTER (a comic about design differences between vespa and lambretta)
SEXIST POSTMODERN GUIDE TO BUY A SCOOTER
1) - Vespa was destined to be the most popular italian vehicle...
2) - On the other hand, Lambretta is a fine piece of scootering history too...
3) - So, two relatives on the same march, but with a lot of differences too...
- ...that are well-captured on naturalist Derek Powazek's great words...
4) - Two italian chicks mate, last night in the pub...
- ...one of them had a great butt...
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KitrinoAgori
11.11.12
#442 - I JUST WALKED OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW
I JUST WALKED OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW
3) Your curtains are very beautiful.
but,
it was you that I missed seeing.
3) Your curtains are very beautiful.
but,
it was you that I missed seeing.
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Kostis Tz.
8.11.12
#441 - AT THE FESTIVAL #4 - VIDEO ART
AT THE FESTIVAL #4 - VIDEO ART
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - So the director just makes shadows on the projection with his hands, right?
- Video art. That's what it is.
2) - Video art? It's a performance, since he does it right now.
- Ok, ok, be quiet now, they'll scold us.
3) - You might even call it an installation.
- Stop talking!
4) - Whatever it is, it is unwatchable for sure.
- Sush!
- Quiet!
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Τ.Ζ.
6.11.12
#440 - AT THE FESTIVAL #3 - THE RIVER
AT THE FESTIVAL #3 - THE RIVER
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - I can't stand it anymore.
- What?
- It shows a river flowing for almost half an hour.
2) - What's the meaning of all this?
- I don't know, I kind of like it! It is ...poetic.
- But nothing happens!
4) - I'm fed up. I'll go outside for a smoke.
- Just wait a little bit to see what'll happen.
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Τ.Ζ.
5.11.12
#439 - AT THE FESTIVAL #2 - TWISTS
AT THE FESTIVAL #2 - TWISTS
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - I think that he lives in a dream and in the end he's gonna wake up.
- Think so?
2) - And she sure is gonna break up with him in the end.
- Maybe.
3) - And he probably is a ghost.
- Shut up and watch.
4) - Nothing happened!
- Well, what a surprise!
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Τ.Ζ.
2.11.12
#438 - AT THE FESTIVAL #1 - MULTI-CULTI
AT THE FESTIVAL #1 - MULTI-CULTI
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - Chinese was fine!
2) - Libanese was nice!
3) - Czech was perfect!
4) - You seem to be more tolerant to ethnic cinema than food.
- We will go for a souvlaki afterwards, right?
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Τ.Ζ.
22.10.12
#436 - LIKE, IF "LIKE" IS GONNA MAKE YOU SOMEBODY
LIKE, IF "LIKE" IS GONNA MAKE YOU SOMEBODY
Rita Belieber <3
1) - Is there a director's cut actually shorter than previous cuts?
2) - Well...
- I...
3) - Did you know that Adolf Hitler has a Kevin Bacon Number 3?
4) - Did you know that Fritz Lang had directed a sheperd epic film called "Laurence of Arcadia"
in 1937?
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Τ.Ζ.
21.10.12
19.10.12
#434 - YESTERDAY ON THE BEACH
YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH... Comic Strip of Mystery
1) Yesterday we went for swimming. I decided to walk on the beach and
maybe find a good idea for a comic strip.
2) Suddenly I saw something shimmering in the sand. I began to dig furiously.
Then I found the best idea I ever had!
3) It was so good, that I fainted! I couldn't bear the idea that I was the first who brought it
to the surface.
4) So, I won't tell it to you nor will I draw it, because I don't want to happen to you
what happened to me.
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TOMEK
16.10.12
#433 - STRESS (A COMIC TAKEN OUT OF FANTASY)
STRESS (A COMIC TAKEN OUT OF LIFE)
1) At the beginning, I was a little confused.
Wasn't sure if she's true or one of my fantasy's creatures...
- Hahahaha
2) ... everything she did, was so unreal.
3) When, the same night I left her at her home, my hole body was trembling.
4) There was something... something weird...
- Phew...
- I hope he didn't noticed anything.
- You brought what I asked you?
1) At the beginning, I was a little confused.
Wasn't sure if she's true or one of my fantasy's creatures...
- Hahahaha
2) ... everything she did, was so unreal.
3) When, the same night I left her at her home, my hole body was trembling.
4) There was something... something weird...
- Phew...
- I hope he didn't noticed anything.
- You brought what I asked you?
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KitrinoAgori
12.10.12
4.10.12
#431 - MODS vs ROCKERS
MODS vs ROCKERS
1) - Look who are coming.
2) - What's up fagots?
- Took them out for a pee?
3) - I'm sorry mate, but I think you're a little combative on me, without an obvious reason...
- ...but if you want to, we may arrange our problems, in other way...
- M?
4) Indeed, later...
- So, gents, you're down on score 17-1 and next question is...
- Which is the population of Nepal?
1) - Look who are coming.
2) - What's up fagots?
- Took them out for a pee?
3) - I'm sorry mate, but I think you're a little combative on me, without an obvious reason...
- ...but if you want to, we may arrange our problems, in other way...
- M?
4) Indeed, later...
- So, gents, you're down on score 17-1 and next question is...
- Which is the population of Nepal?
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KitrinoAgori
3.10.12
30.9.12
#428 - I LIVE A DRAMA
I LIVE A DRAMA
1) -What a time! I am looking for a woman for so long
2)-Who will not be a victim of this silly tattoo trend
3)-Who doesn't do piercings everywhere, who doesn't change her hair color every week
-Am I asking for too much?
4)-Hmm...
-Did you check in a retirement home?
1) -What a time! I am looking for a woman for so long
2)-Who will not be a victim of this silly tattoo trend
3)-Who doesn't do piercings everywhere, who doesn't change her hair color every week
-Am I asking for too much?
4)-Hmm...
-Did you check in a retirement home?
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Kostis Tz.
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