#402 - AKI THE FLY

AKI THE FLY

1) I am a fly and I go wherever I want

2) I am a fly and I do whatever I want

3) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

4) - What happened why do you swear?
    - A fly got in my eye!

Soon Vivi the mosquito
          

#401 - DIET

DIET


quick & easy
        

#400

   

   

#399 - TEA FOR TWO

TEA FOR TWO

1) - My dear, I can't even walk outside anymore!
    - You don't say!

2) - I mean, they just see me and start to shoot
    - How rude!

3) - What have we done to them?
    - We're just different, love, that's all.

4) - This is preposterous!
   *HISSSSS
   *SNAP
   *CRACK

Bloody hell!
       

#398 - NO INFLATION BACK THEN

NO INFLATION BACK THEN

1) - Doctor, I accidentally swallowed a five pound coin.
    - Don't worry!

2) -This cathartic will solve the problem

3) *Prrrlttlrlrlrlftniiifrt
    *DUNG!

4) - My fee is five pounds
    - Then we're done here!
        

#397 - GHOST STORY

GHOST STORY

1) - I tell you the truth. My descendants were living in a haunted house.

2) - Look at the family portrait.

3) - Isn't it a painting?

4) - Yes. The painter was a medium.

    - Aaa..!
         

#396 - DIVINE INTERVENTION

DIVINE INTERVENTION

3) *SPLAAT

4) *POC

#395 - SUSPENDED PARTICULATE MATTER

SUSPENDED PARTICULATE MATTER

#allergy

#394 - WISH

WISH

1) Under the limitless blue of the sky

2) Our tired dreams look like such little flowers

3) And every wish that slips off  your lips

4) Turns into seed that flies in the arms of the wind
       

#393 - BLUE DREAMS

BLUE DREAMS
         

#392 - REEF

 

REEF

2) You 'll see, the answer lies somewhere around here

4) Ha! I told you so!

Reef is a bulge beneath the surface of the water. It might consist of rock, coralls, sand, or plates and generally is considered a dangerous phenomenon in sailing.
         

#391 - I LIVE WITH MY HUSBAND

I LIVE WITH MY HUSBAND

2) - Why are these dishes still there?! What did I tell you?!
3) -. ..
4) - Whatever you say, honey. It's your turn to put them in the dishwasher.

Stupid technology!

#390 - VESPAPAPAPAPA

VESPAPAPAPAPA


A classic two-stroke vespa scooter, restored with much love, taking a ride around the city (about 10 Km a day), pollutes as much as the four-stroke motors industry, every three minutes...
Vespa is metallic, so repairs
after a crash, without changing plastic parts
and is hitting at the half rpm compared to today's scooters!

And after all... I don't like bicycles!

#389 - I LIVE WITH MY BROTHER...

I LIVE WITH MY BROTHER...

1) - Can't you put the dishes in the sink?
    - No, 'cause they touch each other and then you have to wash them both sides

2) - Yes, but you can keep more dishes in the sink before you have to wash them.

3) - ...

4) - You better have them washed before I get back...

Things will be different when I'll get married...
           

#388 - WALKED IN ON THEM

WALKED IN ON THEM

1) - Ah! I knew something was up with you two!!!
    - How could you do this to me?!

2) - What are you talking about!! There is nothing going on between us. We are just friends.
    - We would never do that to you...

3) - Enough!! I don't want to listen...
    - I'm leaving!

4) - How did she find out?
    - I don't know? I thought we were careful.

           

#387 - FRAGILENESS

FRAGILENESS

1) From all the works of humanity if I had to choose

2) I would keep the 5th piano concert by Beethoven, part II

3) And the most delicately drawn flowers by Monet:

4) I would make them perfume, for the bees of your fingers to get drunk.
         

#386 - DAYDREAMING

#385 - MELODY FOR THE DEAF

MELODY FOR THE DEAF

1) Everything changes

2) From mouth to mouth, from place to place

3) From moment to age, from age to moment

4) The only constant thing is Change, after all...
        

#384 - THEN...

Also see: #322, #339, #382 and #383.
          

#383 - THEY SPRAY OUR POPULATION

THEY SPRAY OUR POPULATION*

3) - At last!

4) - Something had to be done for these damn parachutists!

*Serves us right.

Also see #382.

#382 - FOR I HAVE SINNED

For I have sinned

4) What's the deal with all those parachutists?

Such a plague.
      

#381 - DID YOU KNOW...?

DID YOU KNOW...?

1) -Look how lovely the city is at the end of spring! All those tree-flowers on the ground...
Romantic, huh?

2) -Did you know that the flowers are the most important part of the tree reproduction?
- <3

3) - Basically, this moment we are stepping on a river of sperm...

NOW YOU KNOW...

#380 - SPRING COLORS

SPRING COLORS

Better than CMYK

#379 - ALMOST HAPPENED...

ALMOST HAPPENED...

1) Miss... I'm... afraid of birds!
2) What do you mean? How is it possible to be afraid of birds?
3) ...
4) OK...OK... We'll walk together

just look at them carefully...

#378 - ALOE

ALOE

1) Like a woman, as much space you give her, Aloe occupies.

2) I placed her in a small flower pot at first, but soon she had to be replanted.

3) I constantly bought bigger pots for her, but she couldn't fit anywhere anymore.

4) I 'd better find a woman, I think...

#377 - ELEVATOR MUSIC

ELEVATOR MUSIC

#376 - FIVE CUPS OF COFFEE

5 CUPS OF COFFEE

1) Sir Isaak Arnold Mathiew Strange had just reach Santiliana del Maar for the first time...

    - Sir...

2) His denotation on the border's outpost, that he's visiting the country as a tourist, didn't talk 

    into E.R.T.'s men, that already were following him.

3) The same night, his "unexpected" meeting with Dr Elle Hunton, at hotel's Puesta Del Sol foyer, 

    was going according to the plan...

   - Τhis is the recipe of the skin reconstruction cream and the gel against cellulite...

   - Great. Money are at the preplanned place.

4) When, twenty minutes later, Mrs Hunton and E.R.T., discovered Mr Strange's fraud, was so late.

    - Τhe suitcase with the money, must already be into Chech mafia's hands.

...so the sight of orange skin, was about to trouble women, for twenty more years.

         

#375 - FICTITIOUS FOOTBALL WITH IMAGINARY FRIENDS

FICTITIOUS FOOTBALL WITH IMAGINARY FRIENDS

1) When I was in high school, two kids used to play imaginary football in the school yard.
- Play ball!
- Here!

2) It is true that they played with such passion, that if the ball actually existed, the game would be quite impressive!
Boy! The corners, the penalties, the...
- GOAL!
...headers!

3) The day before yesterday (i.e. after almost 12 years) I saw one of them by chance. He was walking in the street, quietly talking to himself.
- .... mumble...mumble....

4) I wondered whether fictitous football preceded the fictitous friend which I (of course) assumed he had.
      

#374 - AT ST THOMAS THE AQUINAS'S

AT ST THOMAS THE AQUINAS'S

(almost untraslatable because of puns etc., but here goes...)

1) - Hey, babe, I booked a nice table at St Thomas the Aquinas's!

2) (song) ...and with Roviolis's violin...
- Hey, Roviolis! Nice violin!

3) ...even the devils will dance!!!

4) - Opa!
    - May our enemies kick the bucket!
    - Opa!

Boy, they knew how to party in the Middle Ages!
       

#373 - KOULA!

KOULA!

1) - Koula, come back!
2) - I promise you, I won't take a piss in the sink again
3) - Koula, I'm talking to you!

Godammit!