#270 - HAIRPINS

HAIRPINS

1)  Just before the party my hairdresser put 2 hairpins in my hair...
     ...In secret places that only she would know...

2)  I heared them talking all night...
     - Didn't get it!
     - You're so stupid!

3)  They had a lot of fun.
     - lalala!
     - hihihihi!
     - Hey! No more drinks for you two!

4)  In the morning I found them sleeping on the floor...
    - zzz
    - zzz
    ...and I decided to make coffee.

Cooooooooooffee....
       

#269 - AOUCH!

AOUCH!

1)  - Yak... My ex  is here.

2)  - Fuck! I soil my sweater...

3)  - Oh no. It's bigger now.

4)  - I don't know much bud...
     - She left with a tall guy.

- Paying her wine too?
        

#268 - NEW STRIP JUST ARRIVED!!!

Due the crisis I bought it very cheaply via Internet, so I don't guarantee for the quality and his humor...

       

#267 - SIGNS OF THE TIMES

SIGNS OF THE TIMES

1)  In less than a decade we learned to share everything: thoughts, photographs, pieces of ourselves.

2)  What if most of us do not know each other, if we will never know each other actually...
     Millions of people, we are now dancing the same "cotillion" on the biggest dance floor ever existed.

3)  Information come and go with senders and receivers you, me, them, people, groups, anyone.
     Everything is in here and we are somewhere inside this, entangled.

4)  Only one "clic" is enough for us to become mosaics, on the huge, pixel-made face of the new 
     reality.

A face that sometimes scares me a little...
        

#266 - NO MERCY

NO MERCY


1)  Night came in Duba-Duba city.

2)  The only person who's not asleep was Joe...
     - ... the most malicious punisher of crime!

3)  - Wild Joe! Last of pharaoh's sores!
     - The curse that a thief send to another!
     - The pick-up's broken needle of mafia...
     - The shaken cola of the robbers.
     - The sudden change to the high for silicon patches of the evil...

4)  - ...hair on the siphon of the illegals!
     - Yoko Ono to the Beatles of corruption!
     - Chickpeas on bloating of the dark forces!
     - Word 'BOOBS' on the first date of the underworld.
     - ...
      

#265 - ACT NATURALLY

ACT NATURALLY


1)  - I do this job for twenty years.

2)  - I read your ad for the job of bookkeeper and I thought "why not me?"

3)  - AAA!
     - AAA!
     - A!

4)  - Can't you see this woman is pregnant?
           

#264 - ADULTNESS

ADULTNESS

1)  The young member of the tribe, had to survive for five years in the mountains to evolve
     into an adult.

2)  There he learned to feel humble in front of the universe and to tame his absurd fears...

3)  He also learned to expel all his conceited thoughts and to live like creatures of the nature,
     accepting what it is offered to him.

4)  But when these five years passed and he returned, with horror he discovered that in the place
     where his village stood, now there was a highway and some motels...
     - Look at there, a native! Quick honey, bring me the camera!
        

#263 - AT THE GREEK VESPA MEETING'S PARTY

AT THE GREEK VESPA MEETING'S PARTY (I HEARD WHAT I YOU'LL READ)

1)  - Could you please put this cake in the fridge?

2)  - I don't have one...

3)  - What do you have?

4)  - "ΤΡΥΠΕΣ" [trípes] - greek rock group
                  

#262 - GREEK VESPA MEETING

GREEK VESPA MEETING


1)  - Are you ready, my boy?
     - I want you to say it!

2)  - Show them who you really are!

3)  - Get in there and kick their asses!!!
     - Champion...

4)  Indeed...
     - Look out. There is mustard on it...

Next happening: Visit to the folk museum.
       

#261 - A NIGHT AT THE GREEK VESPA MEETING

A NIGHT AT THE GREEK VESPA MEETING 
Neo-realistic comic inspired from real life


1)  - Zzzzats!
     - Fart...
     - Zzzzz...
     - Cough cough...

2)  - Blerp...!

3)  - Ah Ah oh...
     - Hey... They're fucking in the next tent.
     - Mosquitos fucked me.

4)  - Fuck! I slept on the praline...

And the best of all? The camping cafe opening in 9:30 in morning and serving coffee in 10:00.
               

#260 - NORWEGIAN WOOD

NORWEGIAN WOOD


4)  3 Hours Later.
     - Not even a television?
             

#259 - THE RIVER

THE RIVER

1)  - Where are you going to, you stopless river?
     - Where do you spread the fish and the dreams you are carrying with you?

2)  - I know its terrible when you stay in stagnation for a long time... but is it really better for you 
     to get lost in the big ocean?

3)  Don' t call me river, neither will I become ocean. I' m just the water travelling to depths and
     to the light.

4)  I have been drops of rain and also sweat and tears and even moisture which makes sleeping
     at nights unbearable...
     I may flow like a river, but this is just temporary, I 'll become a cloud again and I 'll float again
     into the skies.
          

#258 - THE PIECE OF SHAME

THE PIECE OF SHAME

2)  The piece of shame...

3)  The piece of shame...

4)  The piece of disgrace...

(SHAME ON ME)
       

#257 - BORED AT FREE CAMPING?

BORED AT FREE CAMPING?


1)  Here's the solution!
     Portable, easy to use!

2)  You just blow!
    *Blow, blow

3)  Inflatable Disco-ball!

4)  Two flashlights and you are ready to party!

The forest fills with joy! 
      

#256 - CIRCLE #3

CIRCLE #3

4)  - Excuse me... Are you the last in this row?

     - No! I'm 30th!

      

#255 - SAILING - WC

SAILING - WC

 1)  - I can't hold it anymore. I'm going for Number 2.
      - Ok.

 2)  - UP...

 3)  - ...and DOWN

 4)  - How was it?
      - Like taking a dump in Inception.
      

#254 - I'VE BEEN THERE!

#253 - MURDER IN THE WAGON no 7

MURDER IN THE WAGON no 7

1)  - I brought you here to reveal to you the culprit

2)  - and the murderer is...

3)  - Ooooooooo

4)  - How could you!

It was so evident !
       

#252 - SAILING - ENTERING SYROS

SAILING - ENTERING SYROS

1)  After 7 hours of waves we finally reached Ermoupoli

2)  The ship stopped shaking when we entered the port.
     - Phew!

3)  Peaceful, calm...

4)  ...safe...
     - Oh, look, it has Goody's! (Greek fast food franchise)
     - Aah
     - Aah
     - Aah
     - Aah
     - Aah


- Two cheeseburgers and fries, please. 
        

#251 - MY AUNT, THE ASTRONAUT (politically correct version)

  

MY AUNT, THE ASTRONAUT  

politically correct version (sound does not travel in space)  

1)  -

2)  -

3)  -

4)  -

     - ❊§☠#$*@ 

       

#250 - MY AUNT, THE ASTRONAUT

MY AUNT, THE ASTRONAUT 

1)  - And when I saw your spaceship, I was, like: Is it him?

 2)  - Oh, how you have grown up! So handsome!

3)  - (translation really difficult here!)
     - (translation really difficult here!)
     - And what a nice uniform!

4)  - Who will be the lucky girl who will marry you?
     - ❊§☠#$*@

A boy handsome like that!
      

#249 - VESUVIO II

VESUVIO II

1)  - 700 people live  here now putting their life in danger every minute...
          (guide----->)

2)  - ...because even nowadays Vesuvio displays volcanic activity!

3)  - Look! Look! An activity!
     - And it smells rotten egg!

4)  - Stupid tourists!

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ON VACATION, SOPHIA?"
      

#248 - THE BLOODY TRADITION OF BULLFIGHTING

THE BLOODY TRADITION OF BULLFIGHTING

1)  - Hey!

2)  - Is coming...
     - Roar roar...

3)  - Ha ha!
     - Mercy, please!

4)  Two minutes later
     - I'm sorry honey. Didn't mean it.
          

#247 - VESUVIO

VESUVIO

1)  Vesuvio before the explosion

2)  Vesuvio after the explosion

3)  Vesuvio after the tourists

4)  - Souveniiiiir!
     - Souveniiiiir!
     - Souveniiiiir!


SOUVENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!..
        

#246 - "A WINK"

A WINK

1)  The comic artist is trying for some time to rescue an uninspired and lazy script...
     - Ha! I found it!

2)  - I ll just stuck inside some references...
     - ... from obscure hip music or other comics I admire!

3)  - In this way, I pay homage to my inspiring idols and I also "wink" to these -supposed- hip readers!
       Hehe!

4)  - AA! This comic strip is continuously winking at me!!
     - Relax! I am sure this is just some "twitch"!
        

#245 - LITTLE ZXFIMB

LITTLE ZXFIMB

1)  He came to our planet as an immigrant, nobody knows from where.

2)  His parents leave him alone all day long, they work like dogs.

3)  And he, who is not going out anymore because the other children used to throw him stones...

4)  ...silently our world he hates, behind the dusty window glass...
  
   

#244 - VANITY...

VANITY...

1)  - Coming up next, Canned Heat on Going up the Country...

2)  - ... asked by Jack from Atoka Oklahoma...

3)  - ... donated to all who listening in Broken Bow's mines.

4)  - So, it's Okla-radio, Canned Heat and a "good afternoon" to the hole state and specially to
       some soul in Hugo, that is sending all her love , to all who are tuned in 1019 Megahertz...
        

#243 - VANITY

VANITY
the big black jelly that one day will   devour the whole universe.


Glup, glup.
        

#242 - PLANNING THE NEXT STRIP

PLANNING THE NEXT STRIP

The title will be found later after much thought

1)  Two friends meet on the street (they curse each other).

     - Hey asshole!

     - Hey

2)  He punches the other one.

     - Take this you prick!

     - No! (Out)

3)  The other returns furious!

     Ah! I forgot... The first one, I'll make him a woman after all (blonde or brunette?).

     - (Sweetheart)

     - I'll tear you up! (Full of nerves)

4)  That said and done. But which of the two did it...?

     - Darling, give me 1000€ for shopping!

     - Mmmm...

     THE EDN

Man... I think this strip finally will be crap! Better to sign with a nickname... T.Z.

Call Maria at the office.

33, 35, 37, 39, 45 and 10 (Lottery). Shit!

 

#241 - FRANCE-USA 1:0

FRANCE - USA 1:0


1)  - So, I'm gonna get you a french manicure.

2)  - Honey, let me do it myself, since I know how?

3)  - Mmm?

4)  - We know each other for a year and I'm sure you can do it, but you must face the truth...
     - The case is on FBI's hands now...