#498 - OM

#497 - I GUESS...

 I GUESS...

1) -Headache? So? No whip?..

2) -Out? But I've cooked!..

3) Do you want some castle wall?

4)...

some one always gets it last...

#496 - SLEEP ARCHITECTURE 2

SLEEP ARCHITECTURE #2
4) *Riiing

#495 - B

B

1) The artists are tormented all the time

2) They constantly are seeking something new to discover, but is there anything that hasn;t been done yet?

3) And when they don't seek, they sink in the silt and a poor repetition they end up of themsleves

4) torments, torments, torments

#494 - WHAT I DID THIS SUMER

2) At brekfast bees flu in the orange juce

3) Dad in our room

#493 - SLEEP ARCHITECTURE

SLEEP ARCHITECTURE

My dreamhouse

With lots of help by Eftychia Mastora! Thanks!!!!
Also see here.

#492 - la peau douce

1) Fighting against every cell in his body,
    he dragged his feet to the train station.

2) Dozens of conflicting thoughts and
    emotions were racing through his mind.

3) Scattered memories from the days of the
    convention tormented him with no respite.

4) On the journey back, he caught himself
     imagining his wife dead.

#491

ELEVATOR MUSIC FESTIVAL
"Suite for a 6-floor building"

#490 - HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALT AND SUGAR?

HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALT AND SUGAR?

1) - Salt is more... How can I put it? Huh...
2) - I remember one time I accidentally made a salty coffee for my boss!
3) - I buy thick salt, so I can tell.
4) - Sugar's colour is... sugary!

#489 - INSOMNIA

1) It's the man across the street.
2) What did he say he does?
3) I liked it better when I lived downtown.
4) Everything is going to be alright.
A man who wanted to cross the river got on the boat.
- Why are you doing this? they asked him.
- And he replied with disdain, I'm in a big hurry.

#488 - WELL, LET'S GET THINGS STRAIGHT

WELL, LET'S GET THINGS STRAIGHT

1) - Performance is just bad theater
2) - Installations are just bad sculptures
3) - Video art is just bad cinema
4) - And Instagram is just bad photography!
'Nuff said.

#487 - STRANGE DREAM

STRANGE DREAM

1) e smell of coal and a sweet
    ngling sensation.

2) I floated t
    surface, w
    George fr
    office. He
    fingers in m
    and kissed

3) urrounded by all the men from the offic
    ck, Nick, even Jason from accounts. T
    down and started taking off my clothes

4) - I'm scared! Am I gay?
    - That's it! No more cookies for you at bed time...

#486 - BRINGING AN OWL IN PARIS

BRINGING AN OWL IN PARIS

4) -Did you know that the three musketeers are in fact not three, but f...
    -YES

#485 - MR. MURGH CAUGHT SOME POETRY

MR. MURGH CAUGHT SOME POETRY

1) Mr Murgh felt a little poetical.
2) He wrote lines. He trudged on the city walls.
3) His Doctor wrote him a prescription for cortisol.
4) Poetry was gone within a week or so.

#484 - A NONSENSE...

A NONSENSE...

4) - What time is it?

    - Half past one... (in greek: One and a half)

...and a half.

   

  

#483 - TIME MACHINE

TIME MACHINE

4) 1,000,000 B.C.
     
        

#482 - VIDEO ART #7

VIDEO ART # 7

2) -Aaaaah

3) *Crackle, cr...
     

#481 - WOW!

WOW!

...or a warm day in the canyon.

  

  

#480 - FRESH SUMMER BREAKFAST IS READY...

FRESH SUMMER BREAKFAST IS READY...

1) - Perfect!!! So, I'll upload it on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and see you again tomorrow 

    at 9:00 am.

2) - Hey Baby! How about a drink? I'm working as a model in the mornings, you know...

4) Next morning...

    - You're fired!

Check HERE the reference image on Instagram!!!

Big thanks to Sophia for spontaneous inspiration. She knows... ;)

#479 - CAT & YOGA 2

CAT & YOGA 2

1) - Snif Snif  

     - Snif

2) - Hooooom

3) - Miaow

    - Hoooooom

4) - Boo Hoo Hoo

       

     

#478 - CAT & YOGA

#477 - MAPS

MAPS

1) The secret appeal of melancholy sometimes takes your breath away...

2) Like lost treasures which since years now, who knows where their maps have gone.

3) Sometimes I just get charmed, by the sound of the coin falling into the fountain...

4) And then I forget my sorrow, by playing with the reflections of her light.
     
   

#476 - SAILING WEEKEND

SAILING WEEKEND (Report)

1) - Boat Ahoy!!!

    - Get Down!

3) - Ouourrp! Bleah..!

4)  After I stepped out on land, I continued to do sailing for another two days...

I love SO MUCH ...kayaking!!!

See also: #475

    

      

#475 - TO ARKOS BY KAYAK

TO ARKOS BY KAYAK (Report)

2) *Chew! Chew!

4) - It's cold...

I love kayaking!  

Links: Arkos Island & Evening Tour Around Arkos Island

       

#474 - EYJAFJALLAJÖKULL

EYJAFJALLAJÖKULL

1) Day 1

    - Ey-yafiata

    - Ey-ja

2) Day 3

    - Eyyafjaka

    - Eiyafialla

3) Day 5

    - EI-YFIAYAKATA

    - EY-YAFIAKA

    - YAKA!

4) Day 8

    - ˈeːɪjaˌfjatl̥aˌjœːkʏtl̥

    - We're leaving

#473 - ICELANDERS

ICELANDERS

1) They do listen to Björk.
2) They age until 30 y.o. and then stay there.
3) They also eat goat soup* (only with sheep instead!).
4) You can listen to the sound of them talking for hours.

* traditional greek food in mountain villages.

#472 - TRIP TO ICELAND

TRIP TO ICELAND

1) I saw some trolls turned to stone.
2) During the summer vampires are asleep as the sun never sets.
3) They bring glasses of water along with the food!*
4) Rainbows everywhere.

*That is a big deal for Greeks. 

#471 - COMPLI-MAN

   

COMPLI-MAN

1) - Do you have the time?
2) - It's a quarter past eleven.
3) - Your watch has a very nice design.
4) - Thank you very much! you have a nice design yourself.
         

#470 - GHOSTS

GHOSTS

1) Sakis' ghosts make his life so hard.
2) They sneeze loudly during the siesta time, they pluck the petals of his daisies.
3) And even worse: they terrify every gentle soul that tries to come close to him.
4) But every first of the month he also takes his revenge, by putting them all in a sack and going 
    them to the laundry.
        

#469 - BFFs

BFFs (together forever)

*No idea if it works in english...

1) -Morals and customs
2) -Flora and fauna
3) -Errr... Trade and shipping!
4) -Mosses and lichens.