ELEVATOR MUSIC FESTIVAL
"Suite for a 6-floor building"
7.2.14
27.1.14
#490 - HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALT AND SUGAR?
HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALT AND SUGAR?
1) - Salt is more... How can I put it? Huh...
2) - I remember one time I accidentally made a salty coffee for my boss!
3) - I buy thick salt, so I can tell.
4) - Sugar's colour is... sugary!
22.1.14
#489 - INSOMNIA
2) What did he say he does?
3) I liked it better when I lived downtown.
4) Everything is going to be alright.
A man who wanted to cross the river got on the boat.
- Why are you doing this? they asked him.
- And he replied with disdain, I'm in a big hurry.
19.1.14
#488 - WELL, LET'S GET THINGS STRAIGHT
WELL, LET'S GET THINGS STRAIGHT
1) - Performance is just bad theater
2) - Installations are just bad sculptures
3) - Video art is just bad cinema
4) - And Instagram is just bad photography!
'Nuff said.
3.1.14
#487 - STRANGE DREAM
STRANGE DREAM
1) e smell of coal and a sweet
ngling sensation.
2) I floated t
surface, w
George fr
office. He
fingers in m
and kissed
3) urrounded by all the men from the offic
ck, Nick, even Jason from accounts. T
down and started taking off my clothes
4) - I'm scared! Am I gay?
- That's it! No more cookies for you at bed time...
29.10.13
#486 - BRINGING AN OWL IN PARIS
BRINGING AN OWL IN PARIS
4) -Did you know that the three musketeers are in fact not three, but f...
-YES
28.10.13
#485 - MR. MURGH CAUGHT SOME POETRY
MR. MURGH CAUGHT SOME POETRY
1) Mr Murgh felt a little poetical.
2) He wrote lines. He trudged on the city walls.
3) His Doctor wrote him a prescription for cortisol.
4) Poetry was gone within a week or so.
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20.9.13
#480 - FRESH SUMMER BREAKFAST IS READY...
FRESH SUMMER BREAKFAST IS READY...
1) - Perfect!!! So, I'll upload it on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and see you again tomorrow
at 9:00 am.
2) - Hey Baby! How about a drink? I'm working as a model in the mornings, you know...
4) Next morning...
- You're fired!
Check HERE the reference image on Instagram!!!
Big thanks to Sophia for spontaneous inspiration. She knows... ;)
6.9.13
#479 - CAT & YOGA 2
CAT & YOGA 2
1) - Snif Snif
- Snif
2) - Hooooom
3) - Miaow
- Hoooooom
4) - Boo Hoo Hoo
25.8.13
#477 - MAPS
1) The secret appeal of melancholy sometimes takes your breath away...
2) Like lost treasures which since years now, who knows where their maps have gone.
3) Sometimes I just get charmed, by the sound of the coin falling into the fountain...
4) And then I forget my sorrow, by playing with the reflections of her light.
17.7.13
#476 - SAILING WEEKEND
SAILING WEEKEND (Report)
1) - Boat Ahoy!!!
- Get Down!
3) - Ouourrp! Bleah..!
4) After I stepped out on land, I continued to do sailing for another two days...
I love SO MUCH ...kayaking!!!
16.7.13
#475 - TO ARKOS BY KAYAK
TO ARKOS BY KAYAK (Report)
2) *Chew! Chew!
4) - It's cold...
I love kayaking!
12.7.13
#474 - EYJAFJALLAJÖKULL
EYJAFJALLAJÖKULL
1) Day 1
- Ey-yafiata
- Ey-ja
2) Day 3
- Eyyafjaka
- Eiyafialla
3) Day 5
- EI-YFIAYAKATA
- EY-YAFIAKA
- YAKA!
4) Day 8
- We're leaving
11.7.13
#473 - ICELANDERS
ICELANDERS
1) They do listen to Björk.
2) They age until 30 y.o. and then stay there.
3) They also eat goat soup* (only with sheep instead!).
4) You can listen to the sound of them talking for hours.
* traditional greek food in mountain villages.
10.7.13
#472 - TRIP TO ICELAND
TRIP TO ICELAND
1) I saw some trolls turned to stone.
2) During the summer vampires are asleep as the sun never sets.
3) They bring glasses of water along with the food!*
4) Rainbows everywhere.
*That is a big deal for Greeks.
27.6.13
#471 - COMPLI-MAN
COMPLI-MAN
1) - Do you have the time?
2) - It's a quarter past eleven.
3) - Your watch has a very nice design.
4) - Thank you very much! you have a nice design yourself.
25.6.13
#470 - GHOSTS
1) Sakis' ghosts make his life so hard.
2) They sneeze loudly during the siesta time, they pluck the petals of his daisies.
3) And even worse: they terrify every gentle soul that tries to come close to him.
4) But every first of the month he also takes his revenge, by putting them all in a sack and going
them to the laundry.
11.6.13
#469 - BFFs
BFFs (together forever)
*No idea if it works in english...
1) -Morals and customs
2) -Flora and fauna
3) -Errr... Trade and shipping!
4) -Mosses and lichens.
30.5.13
#468 - SAVOIR VIVRE QUIZ
SAVOIR VIVRE QUIZ
Which is the correct position of the mobile phone during supper?
26.5.13
#467 - GLUTTONY
1) At the IKEA's market, you can find smoked crab's paste...
- ...when nobody is around, you could eat it right from the tube.
2) A few days ago, I bought a box of biscuits, for my mates. A girl ate them all!
- You have to try them! They're great!!!
3) - I mix two spoons of salted butter with three of praline, and eat it on milk-soaked bread!!!
4) The best part in a bag of potato chips, are the odds and ends...
20.5.13
#466 - FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW
1) - Look! a flower!
2) - No way! They don't bloom since I've changed their soil...
3) - Then, I may be dreaming...
4) - Maybe...
2.5.13
#465 - SOMETIMES I'M A BOY
(It cannot be tranlated because the idea is based on the use of the masculine/feminine in greek...)
1) 1. At work
- Architect..architect..architect..architect..architect..... (the feminine)
- ΤΙΝ?
- ...32185...
- Occupation?
2) - Architect.... (the masculine)
- Architect? Such a nice job!
3) 2. When I do stupid stuff
- I'm such an asshole!.. (the masculine)
4) 3. In the public toilets
- It's occupied! (yeah! the masculine again!)
WE CAN ALSO PEE STANDING UP, IF NECESSARY!
10.4.13
#464 - FUTURANDUM
FUTURANDUM
1) Get out from the euro
2) Create the mediterranean union
3) With "olive" as a currency
4) Lot of laughs!
(...)
#463 - BAD LUCK
BAD LUCK
1) Just as he was feeling like a king...
2) With his nice clothes, expensive car, smartphone...
3) He heard, while looking himself in the mirror, amidst the mall...
4) The child within him telling him:
- hey you king, you are naked!
9.4.13
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