The Very Closed Circle

30.4.11

29.4.11

#115 - CHARLIE BROWN IN THE ARMY

(attempt to translate, any suggestions welcome)

CHARLIE BROWN IN THE ARMY

1) - BROWN?

2) - Yes?

3) - You damn ROOKIE!

   - Waaah!

4) - AHAHAHAHAHA!
   - Sigh!

Cheap Army Humor

27.4.11

23.4.11

COLD

1) I had a cold for two weeks and it didn't seem to go away. I was taking pills,
eating well, but nothing. After my nose was blocked for two days,
I understood what was wrong.

2) I had caught snails.
- Shit.

3) There are some special pills for that, but the better way to get cured is
(my grandmother told me) a pinch of salt.

Dedicated with love to everyone who has a cold.

22.4.11

#112 - COMICS AWARDS

COMICS AWARDS

1) Socrates won the coolest comics award of this year... and feels so poud about it!
- Oh, but you didn;t need to...
- But if you insist...

2) His mommy feels proud too, she's supporting him financially for so many years so
he can be an artist...
- Finally, I won't be ashamed about the fact that he is close to thirty and still
obsessed with "doodles".
(clap, clap)

3) His friends and collegues are proud too, even if he stole this award right from their
hands... he is worth it.
- I hope he 'll take us out for some beers tonight... it's been almost three months
since the last time I went to a pub!

4) - Bravo Socrates and congratulations! Really awesome comic book!
By the way, how many copies of it have been sold until now?
- Sixty-four! Forunately, I have a lot of relatives in the city of Salonica!

(DEDICATED WITH LOVE TO OUR AWARDED BUDDIES)

21.4.11

#111 - NEXT WEEK

NEXT WEEK

1) - Zzzzz...

2) - Hey buddy! When are we going to see something new...?

- Wha... Who...?

3) - Ah... It's you... Sorry guys, but can you give me one more week...?

4) - Zzzz...

Admiral TROUT² Statement #1

We apologize for our absence this last one month, but you know, there was this
Comicdom Con Athens and all of them were busy creating comics and...
...if I catch those bastards in my hands...!
I gave them one month off and they still haven't returned!!!

28.3.11

#110 - THE SHORTEST QUARREL EVER

THE SHORTEST QUARREL EVER

1) - Darling, I bought this video for us to see movies together at nights.

2) - And who's gonna take it if we break up?

3) - NOBODY!

4) *CRASH...

26.3.11

#109 - DECORATIVE TILE

DECORATIVE TILE

- Μortar joints

10.3.11

#108 - THE SAME PANDAS

THE SAME PANDAS!
*MULTI-COMIC* You can read it any way you like!

1) - Ugh!
   - Why are you moaning now?

2) - I had too much for dinner!
   - Of course! You never listen!

3) *Sigh*

4) - Why did I do it?
   - You always do the same.

Feels like I'm talking to the wall.

9.3.11

#107 - CHOPIN

CHOPIN

1) Marianthe wasn't exactly what we could call a wonder-child...
It took her a lot of years and a lot of work until she could play piano decently.

2) But what she was missing in talent she has it in passion, in emotion.
A devotee of Romanticism as she is, she plays Chopin with her whole soul...

3) ...and she studies his works for many hours, daily. Preludes, sonatas, mazurkas...
every composition of the great musician her clumsy fingers could deal with...

4) The habitats of her neighborhood are said to be the happiest in the whole city...
- Lower the TV volume grandma... Marianthe plays the piano now!

4.3.11

#106 - RETURN OF THE WARRIOR

RETURN OF THE WARRIOR

1) - My son... at last you came back! Where have you been for so long?

2) - I was slaughtering our tribe's enemies, mother! I was cutting their heads and
sticking them on poles, to horrify our other enemies...

3) - And with their guts I was feeding my dogs, with their blood my men were
satisfying their thirst and as for their eyes, I was throwing them as snacks
to the crows...
- I see...

4) - ...You should wash well your hands before sitting on the table!
- Yes mum...

2.3.11

#105 - 1965. U.F.O. SIGHTING AT ROUTE 81 (II)

1965. U.F.O. SIGHTING AT ROUTE 81 (II)

1) - Now, hit the starter.

2) - Gzzzzzz

3) - Gzzz Gzzzz

4) - Later, this afternoon.
- An omelette with steak and bacon.

1.3.11

#104 - WHERE ARE THEY?

WHERE ARE THEY?

4) - Have you seen my glasses?
- You wear them.

Ah!

28.2.11

#103 - CLICHÉ ON THE BUS

CLICHÉ ON THE BUS

1) He forgot to press the button.
- Open the back door!!

2) - Sorry to disturb you, my kids are starving.
- And I have cancer...

3) - Ma'am, those tickets are for university students only.
- Oh, dear! I didn't know.
- It's not a problem. But be careful next time. Just to avoid the fine.

4) *Next stop: Agia Sofia.
- Next stop: Agia Sofia.

19.2.11

#102 - EMILY AND HER UMBRELLA

EMILY AND HER UMBRELLA

1) Emily was trying for years to fly with her umbrella, in vain...

2) Until one day, a stormy "sirocco" made her this big favor...

3) Oh, such magic moments! She was flying above cities and countrysides,
admiring the view of the bright green fields...

4) What a pity her wind trip had such an unglorious end.

18.2.11

#101 - THE TREE I USED TO MEASURE MY HEIGHT WITH

THE TREE I USED TO MEASURE MY HEIGHT WITH

1) The tree I used to measure my height with when I was little grew much
higher than me...
...and they say it grows that much underneath.

2) Nobody knows for sure of course.
Nobody has seen it.
Nobody will ever see it.

3) Yesterday I blew too hard and the tree I used to measure my height with
when I was little fell down.

4) It had grown that much underneath.

So what?

16.2.11

#100...

- Θα πω μόνο ένα πράγμα και θα το πώ μία φορά...

- ΠΑΝΤΑ ΝΑ ΚΡΑΤΑΤΕ ΤΑ ΤΕΣΣΕΡΑ ΤΕΤΡΑΓΩΝΑ ΚΑΡΕ ΜΕΣΑ ΣΤΟΝ ΚΥΚΛΟ!

- Επίσης... ποτέ μην κατουράτε ενώ σας μιλάει ο Ναύαρχος ΠΕΣΤΡΟΦΑΣ² !!!

#99 - NO COMMENT

#98 - THAT IS SO CUTE!

That kitten is SO cute.
WastedPixel 49 videos

1) - Look! Look!

2) - Haha! Haha!
   - Meow.

3) - Isn't it cute?

4) - SO awesome!
   - Meow. Meow.

WastedPixel
Man, that is SO cute, I just wanna bite it. Too cute to be true...
kittens.tv

13.2.11

#97 - A HOUSE WITH FOUR ROOMS

A HOUSE WITH FOUR ROOMS

1) The first room has drawings on the walls and you can hear from inside
childish laughs and cries.

2) The second room has posters on the walls and you can hear wrathful music
from inside...

3) The third room has bookselves on the walls and from inside you can hear
sometimes moans and sometimes words of love...

4) The fourth has photos of the three previous rooms on the walls and you can
hear nothing more than sighs...

11.2.11

#96 - ART HISTORY LESSONS

ART HISTORY LESSONS

1) - Oh!

2) - Look at that statue... It has an enormous belly!

3) - Yes... all the statues of politicians of the early 21st century are pictured liked
this... It's a symbol of their status...

4) - Our teacher at history of art has explained us that, the larger the belly was,
the more important the personality of the depicted person was.
- Totally gross isn't it? But how could we ever understand, their culture was
so different back then...