#468 - SAVOIR VIVRE QUIZ

SAVOIR VIVRE QUIZ

Which is the correct position of the mobile phone during supper?

#467 - GLUTTONY

GLUTTONY


1)  At the IKEA's market, you can find smoked crab's paste...
    - ...when nobody is around, you could eat it right from the tube.

2) A few days ago, I bought a box of biscuits, for my mates. A girl ate them all!
   - You have to try them! They're great!!!

3) - I mix two spoons of salted butter with three of praline, and eat it on milk-soaked bread!!!

4) The best part in a bag of potato chips, are the odds and ends...
     

#466 - FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW

FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW


1) - Look!  a flower!

2) - No way! They don't bloom since I've changed their soil...

3) - Then, I may be dreaming...

4) - Maybe...

#465 - SOMETIMES I'M A BOY

SOMETIMES I'M A BOY

(It cannot be tranlated because the idea is based on the use of the masculine/feminine in greek...)

1) 1. At work
    - Architect..architect..architect..architect..architect..... (the feminine)
    - ΤΙΝ?
    - ...32185...
    - Occupation?

2) - Architect.... (the masculine)
    - Architect? Such a nice job!

3) 2. When I do stupid stuff
    - I'm such an asshole!.. (the masculine)

4) 3. In the public toilets
    - It's occupied! (yeah! the masculine again!)

WE CAN ALSO PEE STANDING UP, IF NECESSARY!