30.11.12

#446 - A GREAT DAY FOR COFFEE

A GREAT DAY FOR COFFEE*

*Kafé (coffee) = Kafé (brown color in greek)
 
     

21.11.12

#445 - MAGICAL IMAGE (find the hidden fetish and win amazing gifts!)










MAGICAL IMAGE (find the hidden fetish and win amazing gifts!)

1) - And where is that... spark plug?

2) That was the first time that Debbie's vespa broke down in the middle of the road...
   - Ouch!
   - Ouch!
   - Hot!

3) With her mobile's battery off, without vehicle assistant and without cigarettes, the young pilot had
    to take some brave decisions.
    - Damn, you're heavy...

4) When, three hours later, her boyfriend found her at last...
    ... she wasn't in a great mood.
    - Hey! You look gorgeous so sweaty! I can see your nipples!
       

20.11.12

#444 - EMPTY HEART

EMPTY HEART

1) The cake I bought for you, was eaten by the crows.

2) And you are nowhere

3) Really, you are nowhere

4) A grey cloud inside my empty heart.

16.11.12

#443 - SEXIST POSTMODERN GUIDE TO BUY A SCOOTER (a comic about design differences between vespa and lambretta)

                               SEXIST POSTMODERN GUIDE TO BUY A SCOOTER


1) - Vespa was destined to be the most popular italian vehicle...

2) - On the other hand, Lambretta is a fine piece of scootering history too...

3) - So, two relatives on the same march, but with a lot of differences too...
    - ...that are well-captured on naturalist Derek Powazek's great words...

4) - Two italian chicks mate, last night in the pub...
    - ...one of them had a great butt...
    
     

11.11.12

#442 - I JUST WALKED OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW

I JUST WALKED OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW

3) Your curtains are very beautiful.
but,
it was you that I missed seeing.

8.11.12

#441 - AT THE FESTIVAL #4 - VIDEO ART



AT THE FESTIVAL #4 - VIDEO ART
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - So the director just makes shadows on the projection with his hands, right?
    - Video art. That's what it is.
2) - Video art? It's a performance, since he does it right now.
    - Ok, ok, be quiet now, they'll scold us.
3) - You might even call it an installation.
    - Stop talking!
4) - Whatever it is, it is unwatchable for sure.
    - Sush!
    - Quiet!

6.11.12

#440 - AT THE FESTIVAL #3 - THE RIVER



AT THE FESTIVAL #3 - THE RIVER
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - I can't stand it anymore.
    - What?
    - It shows a river flowing for almost half an hour.
2) - What's the meaning of all this?
    - I don't know, I kind of like it! It is ...poetic.
    - But nothing happens!
4) - I'm fed up. I'll go outside for a smoke.
    - Just wait a little bit to see what'll happen.

5.11.12

#439 - AT THE FESTIVAL #2 - TWISTS



AT THE FESTIVAL #2 - TWISTS
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - I think that he lives in a dream and in the end he's gonna wake up.
    - Think so?
2) - And she sure is gonna break up with him in the end.
    - Maybe.
3) - And he probably is a ghost.
    - Shut up and watch.
4) - Nothing happened!
    - Well, what a surprise!

2.11.12

#438 - AT THE FESTIVAL #1 - MULTI-CULTI



AT THE FESTIVAL #1 - MULTI-CULTI
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - Chinese was fine!
2) - Libanese was nice!
3) - Czech was perfect!
4) - You seem to be more tolerant to ethnic cinema than food.
    - We will go for a souvlaki afterwards, right?