27.5.12
#392 - REEF
REEF
2) You 'll see, the answer lies somewhere around here
4) Ha! I told you so!
Reef is a bulge beneath the surface of the water. It might consist of rock, coralls, sand, or plates and generally is considered a dangerous phenomenon in sailing.
26.5.12
#391 - I LIVE WITH MY HUSBAND
I LIVE WITH MY HUSBAND
2) - Why are these dishes still there?! What did I tell you?!
3) -. ..
4) - Whatever you say, honey. It's your turn to put them in the dishwasher.
Stupid technology!
24.5.12
#390 - VESPAPAPAPAPA
A classic two-stroke vespa scooter, restored with much love, taking a ride around the city (about 10 Km a day), pollutes as much as the four-stroke motors industry, every three minutes...
Vespa is metallic, so repairs
after a crash, without changing plastic parts
and is hitting at the half rpm compared to today's scooters!
And after all... I don't like bicycles!
23.5.12
#389 - I LIVE WITH MY BROTHER...
I LIVE WITH MY BROTHER...
1) - Can't you put the dishes in the sink?
- No, 'cause they touch each other and then you have to wash them both sides
2) - Yes, but you can keep more dishes in the sink before you have to wash them.
3) - ...
4) - You better have them washed before I get back...
Things will be different when I'll get married...
22.5.12
#388 - WALKED IN ON THEM
1) - Ah! I knew something was up with you two!!!
- How could you do this to me?!
2) - What are you talking about!! There is nothing going on between us. We are just friends.
- We would never do that to you...
3) - Enough!! I don't want to listen...
- I'm leaving!
4) - How did she find out?
- I don't know? I thought we were careful.
21.5.12
#387 - FRAGILENESS
1) From all the works of humanity if I had to choose
2) I would keep the 5th piano concert by Beethoven, part II
3) And the most delicately drawn flowers by Monet:
4) I would make them perfume, for the bees of your fingers to get drunk.
16.5.12
11.5.12
#385 - MELODY FOR THE DEAF
1) Everything changes
2) From mouth to mouth, from place to place
3) From moment to age, from age to moment
4) The only constant thing is Change, after all...
10.5.12
#383 - THEY SPRAY OUR POPULATION
THEY SPRAY OUR POPULATION*
3) - At last!
4) - Something had to be done for these damn parachutists!
*Serves us right.
Also see #382.
8.5.12
#382 - FOR I HAVE SINNED
4) What's the deal with all those parachutists?
Such a plague.
2.5.12
#381 - DID YOU KNOW...?
DID YOU KNOW...?
1) -Look how lovely the city is at the end of spring! All those tree-flowers on the ground...
Romantic, huh?
2) -Did you know that the flowers are the most important part of the tree reproduction?
- <3
3) - Basically, this moment we are stepping on a river of sperm...
NOW YOU KNOW...
1.5.12
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