30.12.11

#320 - THE AVANT-GARDE WAS AN ACCIDENT


THE AVANT-GARDE WAS AN ACCIDENT

The question is who caused it...?
          

22.12.11

#318 - RECENTLY, ON A COMIC PRESENTATION


RECENTLY, ON A COMIC PRESENTATION


1) - Way out of the thorny problem of garbages, gonna be the new decision of the Thorny Congress...

2) - We're living in the age of efficiency... Not in the age of charismatic leaders!

3) - T.A.I.PE.D. however, got to resolve the topic of securitization of State Lottery...
    - Exactly

4) - Hey! I can't hear anything.
         

17.12.11

#317 - BIRTHDAY



BIRTHDAY

1) -...firstly, to become more mature.

2) -To get a rich collection of jazz records...
     -And to learn to manage my time more creatively!

3) -To be less stubborn and selfish...
    -And of course, to stop being inconsiderate, frivolous and constantly indecisive!

4) -I 've done a stupidity, didn't I?
    -If you say your wishes loudly they won't come true...

9.12.11

#315 - PIT-BULL

PIT-BULL

1) - One day I was invited at a wedding,
      poor me, I didnt know where I was going to...

2) - The bride was a pretty coquette,
      but with a pit-bull looked alike the bridegroom.

3) - Ideas came to my mind, to steal the bride
      and resque her from a life of misery...

4) - But then the bridesmaid winked her eye at me
      and I forgot all these immediately...
          

7.12.11

#314


1) - Time in comics genuinely spreads geographically and becomes space.

2) - The correct sequence of reading is essential for narrative. If the viewer reads the comic in another
      sequence, then the narrative collapses.

3) - By why would the viewer do that?

4) - Dunno.
      

6.12.11

#313 - 24 HOUR SMOKELESS


#312 - SHIT



SHIT

1) - Yesterday I was so bored that instead of making a cheese-ham sandwich,
      I ate all the ingredients separately, one by one.

2) - Ham, cheese, bread.
    - One by one.

After all it was all a dream...

5.12.11

#311 - DAMN IT #2


DAMN IT #2


1) Everything started, when king Roger the Obvious of Carbosyland told  the well known words...
    - Save the Princess from the dragon and you'll take the half of my kingdom!

2) One month and a half later, the revoked prince Moor, was coming back in victory, just to find out,
    that Roger only got the 51% of the kingdom, and the rest 49% belongs to...
    - ... my father in law.

3) Even if Moor would take the 25.5% , it was impossible, cause he , as an outcast , couldn't got a tax
    awareness , to accept the heritage, before marriage. The same time he hadn't the right to marry
    a Princess, because he had no money at all...

4) ...moreover, the Princess had a younger brother, Ryan, that will get the 1/3 of his grandfather's
    share and the 2/3 of Roger's share, means the 50% of Carbosyland... if king's advisers decide that
    Ryan was able to command!
    - Lalalalalalala...

After a few days plague destroyed the place.
        

#310 - ELTTIL SATAN


ELTTIL SATAN

1) - Evil! It is!

2) - Hahahaha! Now, I can conquer the world!

3) - *Splash!

4) - Satan, you filthy...

I put the strip #309 on my turntable to playing backwards and...