29.11.11

#309 - LITTLE NATAS

   

LITTLE NATAS

1) - Natas, you filthy...

2) *Splash!

3) - Hahahaha!!! Now, I can conquer the world!

4) - Good! Isn't?

It's amazing what kids get excited for.
        

26.11.11

#308 - TODAY, VASILIS WILL TELL YOU...


TODAY VASILIS WILL TELL YOU...

1) How to make a nice cocktail

2) First you look what kind of alcohol you have left.
    In our case, which is only rum, we can make a nice mojito we only need:
    - 2 ounce white rum
    - 1 lime cut into 6 pieces
    - 1/2 ounce simple syrop
    - mint leaves (8-12)
    - crushed ice

3) In our case we only have:
    - 1 lemon
    - 1/2 bottle of white rum

Cocktails and shit
      

24.11.11

#307 - CONCRETE DREAMS

CONCRETE DREAMS

1) The architect came back, after so many years, to some buildings he designed during his youth,
    that now were going to be demolished.

2) So self-assured then about his work and thoughts... full of new ideas and visions about the world.

3) Visions on which he dedicated most of his adult life and which were finally overcomed
    so naturally by a wind's blow.

4) Progress, which he loved so much, was now spitting him behind her, alone and full
    of countless questions about our civilisation...
          

23.11.11

#306 - ...AND GOD SAID...

...AND GOD SAID...

1) 7:42 in the morning...

3) - Quiet please! The subject of today's lesson: Sexual Education...

4) ...in the afternoon.
         

22.11.11

#305 - DAMN IT


DAMN IT 


1) - Aha...
    - Totally naked...

2) - Better now?
    - Hm?

3) - What?
    - ...

4) - What you mean "turned black"?

Whole?
        

21.11.11

#304 - I CAN'T --------------

I CAN'T --------------

1) In the old days
    - I met with her but nutin happened

2) - I get bored with flirting easily. But with true love, I can forgive all bullshit.

3) - Don't wear sunglasses when you are talking to me
    - !

4) - It bothers me I've told you before
    - Sorry

It is not easy leaving early from a wedding, you meet a lot of acquaintances and stuff there. 
       

17.11.11

#303 - TRUE STORIES: MAGENTA

TRUE STORIES: MAGENTA

1) Today I ate beetroots
       

13.11.11

#302 - PIMP MY VESPA


PIMP MY VESPA


1) - First we took this Kikitsa's PK50S.

2) - We took out the motor and replace it with a Husqvarna 600cc!

3) - We fade the disgusting blue color and repaint it in a 50's muscle car style, with racing seat
      and whitewall tires ...

4) - Finally, we put a sound system with 800Wt speakers and a coffee maker, cause Kikitsa really
      loves coffee.
     *hrhrhr
            

12.11.11

#301 - C'EST MAIN (HANDIWORK COMIC STRIP)


C'EST MAIN (HANDIWORK COMIC STRIP)


1) - Mustafa... don't go... I love you...

2) - There's no meaning if leaving is without you...

3) - Boohoohoo...

4) - Froots Froots. Snif...
         

10.11.11

#299 - THE YEARS I WAS FIGHTING NEXT TO MEAN GUIZMO


THE YEARS I WAS FIGHTING NEXT TO MEAN GUIZMO.


1) - Jonas! Those scoundrels broke my sword!

2) - Oh, my Lord, I'll sacrifice for you... Take mine...

3) - FROP!
     - Ouch!

4) Next morning...
    - Dear Jonas...
    - His last wish to me, was to take his sword and his two gold teeth...
       

#298 - IN THE BASILICA OF SAN PETRONIO IN BOLOGNA



IN THE BASILICA OF SAN PETRONIO IN BOLOGNA

1) - Hey!
    - There is a real Foucault's Pendulum in this chapel!

2) - It proves that Earth rotates!

3) -!

4) - I don't understand it.
    - Just like the book.
       

9.11.11

#297 - THE TRAIN FOR BOLOGNA LEAVES AT HALF PAST EIGHT

THE TRAIN FOR BOLOGNA LEAVES AT HALF PAST EIGHT

1) - We can make it!

2) - Shit! No-one talks English in the stations...

3) - E... Per Bologna...
    - Biglietti...
    -Otto et mezzo.

4) - Si.
    - Thank you Fellini.

Thank God it wasn't on nine thirty.
       

8.11.11

#296 - EUROPEAN TRUFFLE TOURNAMENT

EUROPEAN TRUFFLE TOURNAMENT     


1) - And the award for the total contribution in Truffles, goes...

2) - ... to Bethany !...

3) - ... for her hand made betel truffles!

4) - First were your 'totally black' and the cocoa truffles and now you're surprising us with your
      white pastries!
    - Tell us your secret.
    - Adding some cognac?

a?a?a? maybe some liqueur? a?
        

#295 - OUF!

OUF!

1) - Today...

2) - ...I feel...

3) - ...so...

4) - ...bad!
     

3.11.11

#294 - WILD NATURE


WILD NATURE

2) -Mm...

4) -That's why babe, I don't wanna have sex with you anymore...
    -Let the rotten excuses and come join me in bed, you handsome!
        

#293 - JOHNNY IS KILLING TIME


JOHNNY IS KILLING TIME
         

2.11.11

#292 - GEORGE'S THEORIES







#292 - GEORGE' S THEORIES

1) - If food is exquisite, then it deserves 2 days at the gym to burn the calories.

2) - Women that are easily tickled, can easily reach orgasm.

3) - The bad thing with 19 year olds is that they will exist forever.

4)  - In the end, nothing really matters.
       

#291 - ΚΑΛΗΜΕΡΑ ΘΛΙΨΗ

    
BONJOUR TRISTESSE

4) - Ouch!
      

1.11.11

#290 - HOLIDAYS IN ITALY



     
HOLIDAYS IN ITALY


Damn your f...in' food.