29.8.11
27.8.11
#255 - SAILING - WC
1) - I can't hold it anymore. I'm going for Number 2.
- Ok.
2) - UP...
3) - ...and DOWN
4) - How was it?
- Like taking a dump in Inception.
26.8.11
25.8.11
#253 - MURDER IN THE WAGON no 7
1) - I brought you here to reveal to you the culprit
2) - and the murderer is...
3) - Ooooooooo
4) - How could you!
It was so evident !
#252 - SAILING - ENTERING SYROS
1) After 7 hours of waves we finally reached Ermoupoli
2) The ship stopped shaking when we entered the port.
- Phew!
3) Peaceful, calm...
4) ...safe...
- Oh, look, it has Goody's! (Greek fast food franchise)
- Aah
- Aah
- Aah
- Aah
- Aah
- Two cheeseburgers and fries, please.
23.8.11
#251 - MY AUNT, THE ASTRONAUT (politically correct version)
MY AUNT, THE ASTRONAUT
politically correct version (sound does not travel in space)
1) -
2) -
3) -
4) -
- ❊§☠#$*@
22.8.11
#250 - MY AUNT, THE ASTRONAUT
1) - And when I saw your spaceship, I was, like: Is it him?
2) - Oh, how you have grown up! So handsome!
3) - (translation really difficult here!)
- (translation really difficult here!)
- And what a nice uniform!
4) - Who will be the lucky girl who will marry you?
- ❊§☠#$*@
A boy handsome like that!
21.8.11
#249 - VESUVIO II
1) - 700 people live here now putting their life in danger every minute...
(guide----->)
2) - ...because even nowadays Vesuvio displays volcanic activity!
3) - Look! Look! An activity!
- And it smells rotten egg!
4) - Stupid tourists!
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ON VACATION, SOPHIA?"
20.8.11
#248 - THE BLOODY TRADITION OF BULLFIGHTING
1) - Hey!
2) - Is coming...
- Roar roar...
3) - Ha ha!
- Mercy, please!
4) Two minutes later
- I'm sorry honey. Didn't mean it.
19.8.11
#247 - VESUVIO
VESUVIO
1) Vesuvio before the explosion
2) Vesuvio after the explosion
3) Vesuvio after the tourists
4) - Souveniiiiir!
- Souveniiiiir!
- Souveniiiiir!
SOUVENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!..
#246 - "A WINK"
A WINK
1) The comic artist is trying for some time to rescue an uninspired and lazy script...
- Ha! I found it!
2) - I ll just stuck inside some references...
- ... from obscure hip music or other comics I admire!
3) - In this way, I pay homage to my inspiring idols and I also "wink" to these -supposed- hip readers!
Hehe!
4) - AA! This comic strip is continuously winking at me!!
- Relax! I am sure this is just some "twitch"!
17.8.11
#245 - LITTLE ZXFIMB
LITTLE ZXFIMB
1) He came to our planet as an immigrant, nobody knows from where.
2) His parents leave him alone all day long, they work like dogs.
3) And he, who is not going out anymore because the other children used to throw him stones...
4) ...silently our world he hates, behind the dusty window glass...
#244 - VANITY...
1) - Coming up next, Canned Heat on Going up the Country...
2) - ... asked by Jack from Atoka Oklahoma...
3) - ... donated to all who listening in Broken Bow's mines.
4) - So, it's Okla-radio, Canned Heat and a "good afternoon" to the hole state and specially to
some soul in Hugo, that is sending all her love , to all who are tuned in 1019 Megahertz...
14.8.11
#242 - PLANNING THE NEXT STRIP
PLANNING THE NEXT STRIP
The title will be found later after much thought
1) Two friends meet on the street (they curse each other).
- Hey asshole!
- Hey
2) He punches the other one.
- Take this you prick!
- No! (Out)
3) The other returns furious!
Ah! I forgot... The first one, I'll make him a woman after all (blonde or brunette?).
- (Sweetheart)
- I'll tear you up! (Full of nerves)
4) That said and done. But which of the two did it...?
- Darling, give me 1000€ for shopping!
- Mmmm...
THE EDN
Man... I think this strip finally will be crap! Better to sign with a nickname... T.Z.
Call Maria at the office.
33, 35, 37, 39, 45 and 10 (Lottery). Shit!
13.8.11
#241 - FRANCE-USA 1:0
1) - So, I'm gonna get you a french manicure.
2) - Honey, let me do it myself, since I know how?
3) - Mmm?
4) - We know each other for a year and I'm sure you can do it, but you must face the truth...
- The case is on FBI's hands now...
12.8.11
#240 - THE GREEK WAY
1) In Australia, you could see the most white colored beach on earth...
2) Local authorities are so strict on conserving the beach, that smoking is not allowed.
3) Until...
- What is he talking about?
4) ... first greek tourists came!
- When we build Parthenon, you...
11.8.11
#239 - HOMAGE TO THE BEST GREEK COMMERCIAL EVER
1) - Gour gour gour... Plic plic...
2) - Gour gour... Plic ploc
3) - Gour gour...
4) - "Four cheeses" and all these bullshit... what is a pizza without bacon?...
10.8.11
#238 - THE LIZARD
1) I know a lizard, she is so decent, she never does no harm to other lizards...
2) As long as the sun shines she is satisfied and she doesn' t care at all about the cruelness
of this world...
3) Her only worry: sometimes after eating a lot of bugs is hard for her to "relieve".
4) And then she justs chews a little grass and everything she ate she returns as fertilizer back to earth.
8.8.11
#237 - CIRCLE #2
CIRCLE #2
1) - Aaah... I'm late!
2) - Damn... I'm late!
4) - Oh Oh... I'm late!
3) - Shit... I'm late!
7.8.11
#236 - ASS-NEWS GREEK TV
1) - A new heat wave coming tomorrow to Greece...
2) - Thermometers gonna reach 37°C in most areas.
3) - Amaliada's farmers express their fears about the production of melons...
4) - ... that is in danger of drought and very high temperatures.
5.8.11
#235 - UNEMPLOYEDS' CLUB
1) - Buddies, you won' t believe it... after one and a half year of searching, I finally found a job!
2) - I made a contract for two months, for a chain-store supermarket, as a storekeeper.
Three hundred and twenty Euros per month for half-time employment, but there will be
also a lot of overtime, paid for one and a half Euro per hour.
4) - ( You, lucky bastard...)
3.8.11
#233 - LOVE LITERATURE
LOVE LITERATURE
1) Audrey's life change suddenly, when Peter appeared on her way.
* ZDOOP
- Aahh!
2) From the very first moment, Peter spoke to Audrey like no man ever spoke...
- Are you nuts, young lady?
3) She immediately accepted the date that Peter asked for, and been there first and also
very nervous.
4) After a while "the ice between them crushed", as they found out a lot of likeness ...
- One sugar, please.
- Hey! We drink coffee the same way!
1.8.11
#232 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? #3
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1) - I think that summer is the most disgusting season.
- You can say that again.
2) - I think that summer is the most disgusting season.
- You can say that again.
3) - I think it won't be funny if I repeat it.
- You can say that again.
4) - I think it won't be funny if I repeat it.
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