1) - Put a spoon of rice on a vine leaf...
2) - Roll the leaf to make a cylinder.
3) - Fold the edges to close, and...
4) - put in a pot, in a circular way.
TARGETED ART
31.5.11
30.5.11
#158 - LOVE SCENE THAT LEAVES YOU BREATHLESS
1) - Mmm...
2) - Mm...
3) - Oh, don't...
- Not that...
4) - I'm wearing a bicolored lingerie. Green and purple.
- As you know they don't match...
- It may distort the Hyger curve, of the Nebor's optical rhythmic law...
29.5.11
#157 - ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITANNICA FISH
- You're a harengula jaguana - you belong to the clupediae family. You could grow up
to be 46 cm long.
- Wow.Thanks.
to be 46 cm long.
- Wow.Thanks.
2) - And me?
- You're a tautogolabrus adspersus - you like to make your home near rocky reefs.
You have small cone-shaped teeth.
You have small cone-shaped teeth.
- Excellent.
3) - And me?
Archosargus probatocephalus - you're one big fish.
- Right on.
4) - And what about me?
- You haven't been discovered yet.
28.5.11
#155 - SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
- Uh-huh.
4) - So what do you think I should do?
- Sorry, I lost my concentration.
#154 - THE FIRST KISS
1) - T'was in a bar. We were both drunk.
2) - So many memories...
3) - One more minute, and Ι'd burst on him...
4) - We had drunk a whole bottle of Amaretto.
- No ice.
#153 - SMILIES ARE EVEN WORSE THAN NUKES :P
:) SMILIES ARE EVEN WORSE THAN NUKES :P
1) - I want a divorce :-)
2) - Life is meaningless. I will put my life to an end :D
3) - I am pregnant :-D
4) - I killed my father ;P
It's about time we stopped using them.
27.5.11
#152 - COMING UP NEXT, PAUL WELLER IN...
COMING UP NEXT, PAUL WELLER IN...
1) "You do something to me,
2) somewhere deep inside..."
3) Gzzzz* gzgzgz* guk* guk*
4) "Prayeeeeeer... my lips, my lips saying for you......"
(words from a... weird greek love song)
#151 - THE PIECES
THE PIECES1) The missing pieces in every existing puzzle...
2) It's Xenia that has them stolen.
3) Someone once told her that if she collects enough,...
4) ...she could make her very own puzzle. A unique one.
- You should always start with the edges...
...and leave the sky last
26.5.11
#150 - TO THE OCEAN...
1) Pablito was often so lonely and he was feeling nostalgia for his flock (of fish)
in the Pacific Ocean.
2) One day he took this decision: He would travel to the other side of the world just
to meet them again.
3) The trip took so long, but he didn't care at all. His eagerness was so big...
4) When, finally this long-waited moment arrived, he was close to them again...
- It' s so weird... but I still feel so long the distance between us...
#149 - BENJAMIN OF THE FAMILY
3) - And what is your name young boy?
4) - Benjamin.
#148 - DÉJÀ VU
DÉJÀ VU
1) - Glad to see you again my friend. What's up?
2) - I bought this rare Déjà Vu in the sales!
3) - Wait a minute... Come again, because I didn't catch it.
4) - Glad to see you again my friend. What's up?
- Wow! I experience this again...
#146 - SCI-FI STRIP
1) Even if it was only a little burn on her hand,
- F***...
2) Hope Nilsen didn't spend one minute to wait.
- All right. The cell maze exchanger is ready.
3) She turned on the bosons unpacking machine, and...
4) ...went back in time!
- Stool you...
- I'll use toothpaste on it.
She had to go a little more back in time.
25.5.11
#145 - FASHION SUGGESTIONS "SUMMER COLLECTION"
FASHION SUGGESTIONS
"SUMMER COLLECTION"
1) My dears, you can welcome summer in nautical line.
2) Mariniere shirts with colored accessories and tuck pants...
3) ...will pair nicely with white fabric shoes.
4) - So, don't blame me later! I've warned you.
24.5.11
#144 - #7
1) - All right. The ideas I've presented the last few days sucked.
2) - But now I'll think of something...
3) - Something pioneering, something new, something...
#143 - THE GOOD SCARECROW
1) - Kshht!
- Go away from the plants!
2) - You are not fair, dude! You are protecting the crops of the big landholders and us who are
starving to death...
3) - ...you chase us away without letting us eat a single seed.
- But, I am doing that for your own sake...
4) - The fields are sprayed with pesticide.
23.5.11
#141 - FANTASY B
FANTASY B
1) - I told her I'd drop by her house,
2) - To give her what I call "a huge kiss"...
*BZZZZ
*BZZZZ
3) *DLIN DLON
4) - She hadn't understood what I meant.
22.5.11
#136 - 1963. U.F.O. DRIVING LESSON
1) - Iiiha!
2) - Yehhh
3) - Step on it
4) Next morning.
21.5.11
#134 - HOPSCOTCH
HOPSCOTCH
1) - One!
2) - Two!
3) - Three!
4) - Four...
- Eee!! It doesn't go further!!!
20.5.11
#133 - ITALO CALVINO
ITALO CALVINO
1) - Some time ago I dreamt of the great italian writer, Italo Calvino...
2) - He confessed me that before he died he was going to write a very ambitious book...
- ...which was going to shade, but also concetrate all his previous works!
3) - He told me he picked me as his chosen one, to complete this grand novel...
- ... and that he is going to dictate partially every night in my sleep!
4) - The misfortune is though...
- ...that because of my over-excitement and tension, I could'nt close an eye
for more than a month.
#131 - DISTILLATION OF AN ANT'S WISDOM
DISTILLATION OF AN ANT'S WISDOM
1) - Wars, robberies, violence, rapes, tortures, exploitation, homicides and so much hate...
2) - What exactly is pushing you, humans, into blind violence, fanatism...
- And into abuse of power?
3) - Could be them "ideologies" of yours or your birth-given greed...
- ...and arrogance? To change things, you first should learn to love...
- EVERYONE without discriminations.
4) - Daaaaddy! Why did you step on it?
- Why not? I should burst into someone too sometimes...
- Does it really matters?
19.5.11
#130 - FANTASY A
FANTASY A
1) I've left the chocolate on her belly, so she'd find it upon waking up.
2) When suddenly she touched it, her eyelids trembled.
3) Unfortunately, she was only dreaming.
- Hm
4) Who knows what she was dreaming of...
- So you bought the big pack.
* I woke up her.
16.5.11
#129 - WITHOUT
WITHOUT
1) - For about one year and a half I' m without a job...
- Two and a half months without telephone...
2) - Eight months without a woman...
- ...and twice as long without gas in my car' s reservoir...
3) - I' m making it without taverns, without drinks, without cinema and of course without vacations...
4) - ...
- How much lovelier life would be without "without"...
#128 - "MAN, THE SPARE PART GONNA BE HERE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS"
"MAN, THE SPARE PART GONNA BE HERE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS"
1) - Yo!
2) *Pap*
3) *Tsat*
4) - Yo!
*ts...*
#127 - CLICHÉ ON THE BUS #2
CLICHÉ ON THE BUS #2
2) - Will you get off in the next stop?
- Can I get through?
3) - Hello! I am on the bus!
4) - Can you validate my ticket for me please?
14.5.11
BLOGGER.com was OFF!!! Update: Damage restored!
==UPDATE 16/5/11 ==
ΕΛ. - Οι ζημιές αποκαταστάθηκαν και όλα φαίνεται ότι λειτουργούν κανονικά. Σε λίγο πάλι μαζί σας με περισσότερες ανοησίες.
ENG. - Everything is restored and back to paranormal, folks!
LI. - Quid vitorum, alea vindi luna papilae. Presto!
11.5.11
9.5.11
#125 - JOAN TALBOT WAITING HER ALIEN TO COME BACK
JOAN TALBOT WAITING HER ALIEN TO COME BACK.
1) - Those were a couple of hard days...
3) ✳Tsik...
4) WELCOME.
8.5.11
#123 - 1965. U.F.O. SIGHTING AT ROUTE 81 (III)
.
1) Waiting for the spare part.
- One more Joe...
2) - I'm stuck here for ten days and still no news from this fuckin' part.
3) "...a little less conversation, a little more action..."
4) - I told you before. The spare part will be here in a couple of days.
7.5.11
#121 - THE UNREACHABLE PIE
THE UNREACHABLE PIE
1) Franky, the gnome can't reach the tasty pie
and his best friend, Lorne can't neither, it's too high.
...................
...................
(THAT is not a pie, of course and THIS is too hard for me so I asked for tranlation-help from an expert but you'll have to wait. I couldn't.)
2.5.11
#119 - THE MEANING OF LIFE
THE MEANING OF LIFE
1) - I 've searched it in ideologies, organisations and movements...
- But all I found was ambitious figureheads and hollow speeches...
2) - And then in religions, magic, ceremonies and occultism...
- And there I met nothing more than fanatism, guilts, exploitation and wolves
in sheep's clothing...
3) - And since I had all these disappointments I fell into gangbangs
and hallucinogens...
- ...until I felt my body could'nt bear it anymore and my soul was still
remaining empty...
4) - BUUURP!!!
- Sorry dude... were you saying something?
1.5.11
#118 - WΗEN ALL ELSE FAILS, BECOME A MARIACHI
1) - Miss Trjouwls, I'm affraid I've got bad news
2) - Your son suffers from columbr
- OH NO!
3) - What now?
- There's only one thing we can do
4) - Arriba muchachos!*
- Ai Ai Ai Ai!
*Alfred Muchachos: Professor of Cambridge
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