#87 - BUYING BRUSHES

Buying brushes

1) - Haven't you got these in a smaller size?
- No, the company doesn't bring smaller ones in Greece.

2) - Like we are a third world country. If you go to Poland or Turkey, they ship
every size. But here, only Medium size, like we don't need the others.

3) - But what did you expect? In the end we will be electing an Albanian Prime
Minister and a Pakistani Mayor. Those have brought us to this situation."

4) - Let's summarize: Pakistanis are to blame that the company doesn't ship
small size brushes to Greece.

Pakis, you almost got away with it.

#86 - EQUUS FERUS

1) - HEY

2) - YOU!

#85 - the "Ξ" spot

Actually, no point in translating

#84 - 1964. JOAN TALBOT'S KIDNAPING BY A U.F.O. (THE MOVIE)

1964. JOAN TALBOT'S KIDNAPING BY A U.F.O.

THE MOVIE

1) - All right! I'm in love with an alien.

2) - Our love is doomed by the society...
- My sister... she's behind the window

3) - Despite all this, he runs away from his galaxy to meet me.

4) - Miss Talbot, have you ever considered the possibility,
that he might be a Soviet robot?

#83 - WAR

WAR

1) When you lead so many people, the responsibility is more than great
You must walk carefully...
The enemy lurks in every step

2) But... wait! What's that? Can it be... THE SIGN? THE SIGN I WAS WAITING FOR?

3) GO! GO! GO!

4) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

#82 - POLITICALLY CORRECT

POLITICALLY CORRECT

1) I read it last night in bed

2) "...liqueur served by niggers in red [...] with protruded eyes like hard-boiled eggs.
Outside there was..."

3) ο_ο (pok!)

4) O_O

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

#81 - 1964. JOAN TALBOT'S KIDNAPPING BY A U.F.O. II

1964. JOAN TALBOT'S KIDNAPPING BY A U.F.O. II

2) Can't you see? Ι'm an earthy and you're an alien!
It shouldn't work like that!

3) I feel like I swallowed a stone!

4) Don't leave me, my little supernova...
You never really understood me!*

#80 - LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

1) 10:30 Monday morning -not the best time to go to the Post Office...
(not the best time for anything...)

2) He slipped a wrinkled note in my hand
(he was cute...)

3) It was a priority note*...

4) He loves me...

IT'S OBVIOUS...

(*you know, don't you?)

#79 - 1964. JOAN TALBOT'S KIDNAPPING BY A U.F.O.

1964. JOAN TALBOT'S KIDNAPPING BY AN U.F.O.


1) - HEY!!!!

2) Indeed, next morning.
- ...and then he forced me to sleep with him.

4) - I think I'm in love!

#78 - THE STORY OF MISTER Y.

THE STORY OF MISTER Y.

1) The chemist of our neighbourhood pharmacy killed himself two days ago

2) He hated his job, his life, the world.

3) But what no one understood...

4) Was why he killed himself in that way...

#77 - UNEXPECTED U.F.O. SIGHTING DURING FIONA SIMON'S REPORT.

#76 - IT KILLS

IT KILLS

1) Bart Fender. Bandit.
Very evil, very wanted, very tough even for the Wild West

2) Εven for Strawberry Gulch.
-We don't take kindly to your types around here!

3) 'Cause the smoking things in Strawberry Gulch...
Αre only the guns!

4) They tarred and feathered his lungs
And banned him for life from Strawberry Gulch

(Decent translation wanted for *ΑΝΤΡΙΚΙΑ ΠΡΑΜΑΤΑ*)

#75 - SPOILER

SPOILER

1) - ...that's why, my beloved flock, you should donate all your wealth to the Church,
if you want to find the salvation for the countless guilts and sins that we have
put on your shoulders...

2) - This is the only way to save your souls and get a seat in the lost gardens
of Eden...
- Noope...

3) - I died and I saw it, dudes! There is no Hell nor Heaven! Just endless depressive
non-existence!

4) - (*SCREAMS!!!)
- Are they scared because they saw a ghost, or they just can't bear such a truth
on their face?

#74 - MELANCHOLIA

MELANCHOLIA

2) - What's up buddy? Why are you so down?
- After-life is bitter... oh so bitter...

3) - Now that the fear of dying, the biggest motivation for creating,
loving and debauchery is gone...
- I feel so empty now...

4) - Come on! This was just a prank!!!
- Leave me alone... it's me the one who is really depressed now!

#73 - OH! THE WEIGHT

OH! THE WEIGHT

1)  - Oh, man! I am so frustrated!

2)  - It's been, like, a week I've been to the haidresser and the roots are already
       showing up!
     - Me too!

3)  - You metrosexual freaks!
      *TOSS

4)  - You are just jealous because we don't care how we look.
     - Conventional, you!
      *PRRRRRR


Hell will break loose.
     

#72 - INDEPENDENCE DAY.

INDEPENDENCE DAY

3) - All right son...

4) - But with your own pocket money...

#71 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN... #3

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE WHOSE CALL YOU JUST MISSED DOESN'T ANSWER TO THE PHONE? #3

1) [sec 00:00]

Here's what really happens:

- Gee! No answer.
(Someone)*

2) [sec 00:01]

- You asshole!!! You're playing again with your cell phone at work?!
Now I'll show you...
- Shit.

(Someone)**

3) [sec 00:02]

(At that point you call back)

RING!

4) [afternoon 17:00]

- .....

RING!

RING!

* ;-)

** Boss

Mere unleaded.

#70 - MY KIDNEY STONE

MY KIDNEY STONE

2)  - What do you want here?

3)  - I pissed you months ago!
     - I came to tell you that I may have fallen...

4)  - ...but my brothers will take revenge! BAHAHAHAHA
     - Shit.
  

#69 - UFO

UFO... (stands for stupid, idiot e.t.c.)

4) - What the hell are you staring at, UFO?

#68 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN... #2

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE WHOSE CALL YOU JUST MISSED DOESN'T ANSWER TO THE PHONE? #2

1) [sec 00:00]
Here's what really happens:
- Gee! No answer. (Someone)

2) [sec 00:01]
- Oops!
*Slip!

3) [sec 00:02]
(At that point you call back)
- Shit!
*RING!

4) [sec 00:03]
- Damn it!
*RING!
*THUD

Mere bad luck.

#67 - WHY ARE YOU GATHERING SIGNATURES...

WHY ARE YOU GATHERING SIGNATURES, LITTLE GIRL?

1) - Why am I gathering signatures? No reason... It's my hobby, I guess!

2) - Yesterday at the park, I found a lot! Hee-hee-hee!...

3) Yesterday at the park...

#66 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN...

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE WHOSE CALL YOU JUST MISSED
ONE SECOND AGO DOESN'T ANSWER ON THE PHONE?



1) [sec 00:00]
Here's what really happens:
- Gee! No answer. (Someone)

2) [sec 00:01]
v=45 m/sec
*VZOOOOM!
*Thud!

3) [sec 00:02]
(At that point you call back)
*RING!
*Bzzzzzz

4) [sec 00:03]
- I am too far to hear it ringing!
*RING!
*Bzzzzzz


Mere physics.

#65 - GLITTER AND CARROTS

GLITTER AND CARROTS

1) - I am at the bouzoukia here. First day of the year

2) - Strass and glitter smoke smells bitter

3) - Various drinks coca cola mixed

4) - Cucumbers and carrots

It was fun...

#64 - SEX IN A U.F.O.

SEX IN A U.F.O.

2) *BEEEEEP

3) - ...

4) - Ha! You blew the horn with your ass!

#63 - U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER URANUS