1) - Wow...
2) - Wow...
3) - Wow...
27.12.10
26.12.10
25.12.10
#60 - DECEMBER 25
1) Aristedes went out for a Christmas' walk...
2) - The city is empty... looks so similar with a huge bad-tasted abandoned scenery...
3) - ...of a show whose writer recycles since so many years the same senseless
script... (''holidays in Prague - Wienn'', ''Special offer'')
4) - Fortunately there are always some small-time stars who make the difference...
24.12.10
#59 - A CHRISTMAS TALE
A CHRISTMAS TALE
1) Once upon a time there was a ugly tree everyone was making fun of.
- Look at its leaves!
- Haha
- Hahaha
- Snif
2) Its leaves may have been ugly, but they were strong. And when the winter came...
3) It was the most beautiful tree in the woods.
- HA!
4) And it lived happily ever after.
- What a beautiful tree!
- EEEK!!!
23.12.10
#58 - WHEN DOES A GIRL KNOW SHE MUST STOP GROWING HER HAIR?
WHEN DOES A GIRL KNOW SHE MUST STOP GROWING HER HAIR?
1) * Pssshhh
2) * Pssshhh
3) * Pik Pik
4) - A little more...
When they are about to reach the ground.
22.12.10
#57 - U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER AMERICA IN APRIL OF 1962
4) - Did you see it?
#55 - CTHULHU GIVES ANSWERS
REPORT: CTHULHU GIVES ANSWERS:
1) - What do you think about Christina Aguilera?
- A failure. But happy.
2) - What about Peter Lorre?
- We go out at different bars. I don't know.
3) - What's your favorite food?
- It used to be haggis. Nowadays, not that much.
4) - Your favorite color?
- I couldn't describe it precisely. You wouldn't understand.
- Just woke up. Where can I find some coffee?
21.12.10
#54 - ...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM? #2
1) - Yesterday night I saw in a dream that I was NAKED!
2) - I wasn't alone...
3) - It's big!
- It's small!
- It's like an eggplant!
- It's...
4) - In the morning my wiener was missing
- Not again!
They say it happens once in a month...
#53 - DO YOU STILL FOOL AROUND WITH JACK-KNIFES?
REPORT: DO YOU STILL FOOL AROUND WITH JACK-KNIFES?
1) - Haha! If you only knew what memories you brought me!
2) - Of course! I have this swiss one since I was 9 years old!
- I always carry it with me! I remember I saved pocket-money for
a month to buy it!
3) - Buzz off!
4) - I don't have a jack-knife.
And you?
20.12.10
#51 - THE ANSWER ABOUT 38
1) - 38? I didn't knew about it.
2) - It covers a big distance and if you are in a hurry to get to work...
you know.
you know.
4) - All right... we don't have much work at this period, but we hope...
19.12.10
#50 - MY CONTRIBUTION FOR A BETTER WORLD
MY CONTRIBUTION FOR A BETTER WORLD
1) - I always sweep my dog's dirt...
- ...and in the rainy days I 'm always not to blind some passer-by with my
umbrella...
2) - I like to fill my balcony with plants, they make our neighborhood a little bit
prettier...
3) - ...and I never ''steal'' a taxi from someone who is waiting for it more time
than me...
4) - I think my fellow citizens will make some day a statue to honor me for
all these and they will remember me forever!
- Do you remember him, dude?
- Yeah... what an @sshole!
18.12.10
#49 - ...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM?
1) - Sometimes people ask...why don't you ever wear high-heels?
2) - Normally I answer with a small demonstration
3) - ufu!
4) - See?
NEXT - Vote for: ☐ These pants ☐ Smaller skirt ☐ Higher heels
☐ Bigger "ufu!" ☐ All the above ☐ don't know/no answer
#48 - NO ONE WANTS THE 38
NO ONE WANTS THE 38...
1) - Can you see?
- Which is it?
- Can't see...
2) - Does it say 27?
- Nah..
- Don't think so...
- Hm..
3) - Just a sec... Ah... 38!
- Ah...
- Ah...
- Ah...
...
4) Krrrr
Clik Clik
No one wants the 38...
17.12.10
#47 - A MEETING
A MEETING
1) - Can I borrow your laptop?
- Go to the corner to check if I am coming.
2) - I am running.
3) - Cheers, mate!
DOOP
4) - Can I borrow your laptop?
- Sure!
- Arf.
At last!
15.12.10
#46 - A LITTLE GERMAN STORY
A LITTLE GERMAN STORY
1) - Hans... you disgusting blond ladybird.
1) - Hans... you disgusting blond ladybird.
2) - I have a wurst in my underwear for you! You Bavarian sissy...
3) - Do you know the "monastery" pose with the bottle?
- Eh?
4) - Go to Greece for vacations, you!
14.12.10
#44 - MR. ANSER
Η Location B παρουσιάζει με περηφάνια:
ΟΙ ΠΕΡΙΠΕΤΕΙΕΣ ΤΟΥ ΚΥΡΙΟΥ ΑΝΣΕΡ
1) - Εγώ και πάλι!
2) - Γειά σου κύριε Άνσερ.
3) - Πρέπει πάντα να πετάς;
4) - Τό 'πιασα!
#43 - IT'S SNOWING!²
IT'S SNOWING!² Be careful, don't catch a cold!!
1) - Oh
2) - It's snowing
- Groovy
3) - They won't find me here.
4) - Three days later...
- AA-CHOO
- So, here you are!
- Damn you snow!
Boy, what a twist!!
- So, here you are!
- Damn you snow!
Boy, what a twist!!
13.12.10
#42 - IT'S SNOWING!
IT'S SNOWING!
2) - What a pity...
3) - It stopped snowing so soon...
4) - This snowball is so crappy!
- Come on! Shake it again!
#41 - ΝΤΕΤΕΚΤΙΒ ΠΕΡΙΣΤΕΡΗΣ ΚΑΙ ΙΟΣ
DETECTIVE PIGEON AND HIS VIRUS
1) At detective Pigeon's office...
- I want to know who's doing my wife!
2) The mysterious client leaves, unaware he's carrying a virus on his neck!!
*Virus
3) On the same night, the virus jumps unnoticed into the unfaithful wife's drink.
4) Three days later...
- AA-CHOO
- That's the guy!
10.12.10
2.12.10
#38 - URBAN LEGENDS #1
URBAN LEGENDS
1) Arthur always did what he wanted
- I want to see the Great Wall of China!
2) (clik)
But as everybody used to say...
3) - ..And now a shot of us three!
4) (clik!)
He didn't always choose the easy way...
1.12.10
#37 - R.I.P. LITTLE BUG
1) - I went to a Mayfly's funeral today...
2) - Everybody was there... scarabs, grasshopers and bugs...
3) - A gold bug delivered the eulogy speech:
4) - ...we shouldn't shed a tear for the Mayfly, he said...
- ...cause it lived a beautiful, shiny day...
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