#14 - GARLIC MAN

GARLIC MAN

1)   For many years the vampires had been terryfying the people of the
      X city, who were not daring to react...

2)   ...until a new hero arrived!! The Garlic-Man!

3)   This hero managed to exterminate every single one vampire and make
      the city a heavenly place!

4)   But the citizens didn't like this change at all... They were so used into
      living in fear and loathing...
 
    - Tomorrow they are gonna execute him in the central square...
    - This is so right for him! His garlic smell is really unbearable!
       

#13 - Η ΕΠΙΣΤΡΟΦΗ ΤΗΣ ΑΒΟΚΕΤΑΣ

THE RETURN OF THE AVOCET

4)  - Hey! Where are you? The movie's started!
     - We can't see
     - Shhhhh...
     

#12 - Ο ΜΟΝΑΧΟΣ ΠΟΥ ΚΟΙΤΟΥΣΕ ΤΟ ΚΕΝΟ

THE MONK WHO STARED AT THE VOID

4)  - Damn... my brothers forgot again to go to supermarket...
       

#11 - ΚΡΕΑΤΟΦΑΓΙΑ

MEAT-EATING

1)  - What would you like please?
     - A ''pita gyros'' with everything! (means that every available add-on
       is to be included)

2)  - So... what would you prefer? Asian? American? African?

3)  - Definitely not American... they have so much fat... and Asians,
       they are so dry...
     - I see...

4)  - So I guess you want a pure west-European! They have the most
       delicious meat!
     - Yam yam!
     - Ow, these carnivores... what kind of crap are they putting in their
       stomachs?
        

#10 - ΤΟ ΜΠΛΕ ΚΑΤΑΡΤΙ

THE BLUE MAST

1)  - Look... Art is not something that is made to address to the masses.
       Art is a matter of those few sleepless people that can see beyond
       the conventions.

2)  - And let me tell you that we live in a totally reconciled society with its
       conventions.

3)  - This wound I tried to scratch through my painting that I call "the blue
        mast"--

     - But it's red

4)  - What did I just say?

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
       

#9 - SOUND CHECK

#8 - ΝΕΟ ΚΥΜΑ

NEW WAVE

1)  - I dunno man.. Lately, I've been feeling fed up with melody and I'm 
       trying some alternative approaches on what we call "music".

     - You mean?..

2)  - So get this! For example, I've listening to lots of recordings of modem 
       sounds, radiator vaporizations while when I want to relax I love 
       listening to field recordings of floors getting dry.

3)  - There is a new copy machine on 3rd floor. You wanna go give it a 
       listen?

4)  - You 're mocking me, but things are not that simple my friend...

They don't make copy machines like they used to.
      

#7 - ΚΟΥΛΤΟΥΡΟΜΑΝΙΑ

CULTURE-MANIA (free translation)

Attention! Shocking scenes are about to follow!

1)  - Whenever I have a break from hairdresser's and freduccino
     - I enjoy relaxing with the poetry of  Manolis Anagnostakis

2)  - GOAAAAL!!
     - Wake up!! Our team just scored!

     - Wait a minute... I 'm finishing this page and I'll celebrate it afterwards!

3)  - I can't believe it! Super Glam magazine of the month has a tribute to
       J.Cage and Stockhausen!

     - ... again?

4)  - ...and I would like to finish today's show with a few verbes of
        Arthur Rimbaud...
     - Wow, bravo Fotis... our audience really loves him!! 

''IF CULTURE WAS TRENDY''
       

#6 - ΣΤΙΓΜΕΣ

MOMENTS


The moments remain; not the cheese

1)  - ...and this is what will bind us forever, my brother!

2)  - So true, brother! So true.

4)  - Um... Do you want the cheese?
     - No, go on, take it!
        

#5 - A WORM SOUP

#4 - Η ΠΟΝΤΙΚΟΤΡΥΠΑ

Agatha Christie's  THE MOUSE-HOLE  since 1973

3)  - Meow

Don't reveal the ending to your friends!!!

      

#3 - ΑΔΙΕΞΟΔΑ

DEADLOCKS

2)  - I am NO.

3)  - Yes?

4)  - No.

Have faith in dialogue, guys! Faith in dialogue!
      

#2 - ΡΕΠΟΡΤΑΖ: Οι Μαλάκες Που Ανεβαίνουν Στον Λόφο

REPORTS: The morons who conquere the hill.

1)  - Here, at last!

4)  - Wrong hill?

     - Wrong hill.

     - Dammit.

     - I told you that.

     - Oh shit!

Really, what morons.