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#60 - DECEMBER 25
DECEMBER 25
1) Aristedes went out for a Christmas' walk...
2) - The city is empty... looks so similar with a huge bad-tasted abandoned scenery...
3) - ...of a show whose writer recycles since so many years the same senseless
script... (''holidays in Prague - Wienn'', ''Special offer'')
4) - Fortunately there are always some small-time stars who make the difference...
1) Aristedes went out for a Christmas' walk...
2) - The city is empty... looks so similar with a huge bad-tasted abandoned scenery...
3) - ...of a show whose writer recycles since so many years the same senseless
script... (''holidays in Prague - Wienn'', ''Special offer'')
4) - Fortunately there are always some small-time stars who make the difference...
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Kostis Tz.
24.12.10
#59 - A CHRISTMAS TALE
A CHRISTMAS TALE
1) Once upon a time there was a ugly tree everyone was making fun of.
- Look at its leaves!
- Haha
- Hahaha
- Snif
2) Its leaves may have been ugly, but they were strong. And when the winter came...
3) It was the most beautiful tree in the woods.
- HA!
4) And it lived happily ever after.
- What a beautiful tree!
- EEEK!!!
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Stavroula
23.12.10
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#55 - CTHULHU GIVES ANSWERS
REPORT: CTHULHU GIVES ANSWERS:
1) - What do you think about Christina Aguilera?
- A failure. But happy.
2) - What about Peter Lorre?
- We go out at different bars. I don't know.
3) - What's your favorite food?
- It used to be haggis. Nowadays, not that much.
4) - Your favorite color?
- I couldn't describe it precisely. You wouldn't understand.
- Just woke up. Where can I find some coffee?
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Τ.Ζ.
21.12.10
#53 - DO YOU STILL FOOL AROUND WITH JACK-KNIFES?
REPORT: DO YOU STILL FOOL AROUND WITH JACK-KNIFES?
1) - Haha! If you only knew what memories you brought me!
2) - Of course! I have this swiss one since I was 9 years old!
- I always carry it with me! I remember I saved pocket-money for
a month to buy it!
3) - Buzz off!
4) - I don't have a jack-knife.
And you?
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Τ.Ζ.
20.12.10
19.12.10
#50 - MY CONTRIBUTION FOR A BETTER WORLD
MY CONTRIBUTION FOR A BETTER WORLD
1) - I always sweep my dog's dirt...
- ...and in the rainy days I 'm always not to blind some passer-by with my
umbrella...
2) - I like to fill my balcony with plants, they make our neighborhood a little bit
prettier...
3) - ...and I never ''steal'' a taxi from someone who is waiting for it more time
than me...
4) - I think my fellow citizens will make some day a statue to honor me for
all these and they will remember me forever!
- Do you remember him, dude?
- Yeah... what an @sshole!
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Kostis Tz.
18.12.10
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#41 - ΝΤΕΤΕΚΤΙΒ ΠΕΡΙΣΤΕΡΗΣ ΚΑΙ ΙΟΣ
DETECTIVE PIGEON AND HIS VIRUS
1) At detective Pigeon's office...
- I want to know who's doing my wife!
2) The mysterious client leaves, unaware he's carrying a virus on his neck!!
*Virus
3) On the same night, the virus jumps unnoticed into the unfaithful wife's drink.
4) Three days later...
- AA-CHOO
- That's the guy!
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Harry Lagoussis
10.12.10
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#35 - WHY I LEFT THE CITY
WHY I LEFT THE CITY
(a true story)
1) I couldn't install the new internet connection, so I called the telephone company's
technician to fix it.
2) He came and plugged on the line a gadget that looked like a telephone, but more
sophisticated.
3) And then, after he pushed a button or two, he telephoned the centrals and said:
- Dayna? Plese check if the chinese 9 has a razim at level 30.
4) That was when I moved away from civilization, so I wouldn't slow down its progress.
- ...
Iswearthat'sexactlywhathesaidIdidn'tchangeanything.
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Τ.Ζ.
28.11.10
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#26 - ΟΙ ΦΙΛΟΙ ΜΑΣ ΤΑ ΖΩΔΙΑ
OUR ZODIAC FRIENDS
1) - Good afternoon dear friends, welcome to the globally unique documentary
about the habits of the zodiac signs in their natural environment.
2) - Aries usually do everything in flocks and they spend their day eating (or smoking)
grass...
3) - Libras on the contrary are a bit lonelier, that's why they live on trees...
- ...and they make fun by throwing eggs to poor passerbys...
4) - Scorpions on the other hand, usually go where unsuspicious Geminis are having
their picnics... I still have no idea why.
- Have you seen my beer?
- Buurp!
DON'T MISS THE NEXT EPISODE: CANCERS, VIRGOS AND SAGITTARIUSES!
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Kostis Tz.
22.11.10
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19.11.10
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10.11.10
#21 - ΔΕΝ ΕΧΕΙ ΤΕΛΟΣ
THERE IS NO END
1) Am I weird? Neurotic? Anyway, I have a very strange defect.
- Please finish your soup, there's only a few spoonfuls left...
- Nope.
2) I don't like finishing anything... Anything at all!
- Why did you turn it off? Wouldn't you like to watch the end of the film?
- No.
3) When something ends, I feel like I 've lost it... Like it didn't happen at all!
- But why do you stop everytime just before...
- Because so (I like).
4) I almost feel sorry for not finishing this stor...
1) Am I weird? Neurotic? Anyway, I have a very strange defect.
- Please finish your soup, there's only a few spoonfuls left...
- Nope.
2) I don't like finishing anything... Anything at all!
- Why did you turn it off? Wouldn't you like to watch the end of the film?
- No.
3) When something ends, I feel like I 've lost it... Like it didn't happen at all!
- But why do you stop everytime just before...
- Because so (I like).
4) I almost feel sorry for not finishing this stor...
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Kostis Tz.
6.11.10
5.11.10
4.11.10
#18 - ΥΠΑΡΧΕΙ ΓΙΑΤΡΟΣ ΣΤΟ ΑΕΡΟΠΛΑΝΟ;
IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE?
1) *PLINK*
- If there is a doctor on the plane... please contact with the crew.
2) - I am a doctor. What is the problem?
- Here, this gentleman doesn't feel very well.
- I have a mole here that seems a little bit suspicious.
3) - I must operate him IMMEDIATELY!
*Ta-daaaah*
4) - Gather anything sharp you find on the plane!!
- Do you really have to do it now?!?
- Hush, lady. This man is a doctor.
If it is urgent...
1) *PLINK*
- If there is a doctor on the plane... please contact with the crew.
2) - I am a doctor. What is the problem?
- Here, this gentleman doesn't feel very well.
- I have a mole here that seems a little bit suspicious.
3) - I must operate him IMMEDIATELY!
*Ta-daaaah*
4) - Gather anything sharp you find on the plane!!
- Do you really have to do it now?!?
- Hush, lady. This man is a doctor.
If it is urgent...
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Τ.Ζ.
3.11.10
#17 - ΠΡΩΤΗ ΕΝΤΥΠΩΣΗ
FIRST IMPRESSION
1) - Hi! I'm Panayiotis!
2) Who is to blame for the existence of a human being that "introduces"
himself without saying his name or shaking hands properly.
- Ηi!
3) Could it be its childhood? Could it be that when he played teenage
mutant ninja turtles as a kid, he ended up to be "Donatello"?
4) I know that most probably I ll never get to know the answer. But in
the end, who am I to judge him?
- A well spent meteorite...
I am Panayiotis
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Pan Pan
2.11.10
#16 - O ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ ΜΕ ΤΑ ΗΛΙΘΙΑ ΤΑΤΟΥΑΖ ΠΑΕΙ ΣΤΟ ΜΑΝΑΒΙΚΟ
THE MAN WITH THE SILLY TATOOS GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE
1) - Pears, bananas, oranges...
- OH MY GOD! HOW SILLY ARE THOSE TATTOOS!
2) - Damn! Nothing that goes with my tattoos.
3) - Hey! Greengrocer! Have you got any fruits that are cool enough
so I can eat them?
so I can eat them?
- You know.. I can't eat quinces! My granny eats quinces!..
4) - Don't worry, son! All you need is a good backstory.
Did you know that quince is the national fruit of Nigeria?
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Pan Pan
31.10.10
#14 - GARLIC MAN
1) For many years the vampires had been terryfying the people of the
X city, who were not daring to react...
2) ...until a new hero arrived!! The Garlic-Man!
3) This hero managed to exterminate every single one vampire and make
the city a heavenly place!
4) But the citizens didn't like this change at all... They were so used into
living in fear and loathing...
- Tomorrow they are gonna execute him in the central square...
- This is so right for him! His garlic smell is really unbearable!
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Kostis Tz.
30.10.10
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