Toumba Police Department (flashback)
I am sorry.
Your application was rejected by mistake.
Here's the refund.
You can take in it the tax office.
Of course we have to charge 8 euros.
It's our Failure Fee.
SIGN HERE
1) - Practice your signature. 2000?
- Um... yes.
- Year of birth?
- 2000.
2) - Eye color? Brown?
- Um... Blue!
- Blue? Are you sure?
- Yes, take a look!
3) - Hmmm! OK!
- Fee, photographs, ID card, all right!
- Where does the kid sign?
- The kid signs nowhere. You sign and we're done!
4) TAX OFFICE
- But of course the kid had to sign. All the papers were cancelled and I had to do an application
from the start. But I don't have time because I'm going abroad in a few days. So I have to take
a 80 euro refund to take back the passport issue fee. What am I supposed to do? Make a 80-euro
gift to the state because the police made a mistake?
from the start. But I don't have time because I'm going abroad in a few days. So I have to take
a 80 euro refund to take back the passport issue fee. What am I supposed to do? Make a 80-euro
gift to the state because the police made a mistake?
- I am afraid that's the way it is...
- The public service tells me I have to go to the Tax Office to get the refund. But at the cashier they
told me it can't be done.
told me it can't be done.
- You are absolutely right. But there's nothing we can do.
- So I have to go to Halkidiki to take my money back?
- What can I say? The state is destroyed. Alas!
Χα! Μου ήθελες Βερολίνα και Πυρηναία...
ReplyDeleteΣαν την Ελλαδίτσα πουθενά ρε!
;)
Q: Τελικά οι Χριστοί και Παναγίες στους τοίχους του προϊστάμενου, δεν βοήθησαν, ε;
Ααα, είπαμε! σαν τη Χαλκιδική δεν έχει!
ReplyDeleteQ: ούτε οι Χριτοπαναγίτσες!