#466 - FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW

FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW


1) - Look!  a flower!

2) - No way! They don't bloom since I've changed their soil...

3) - Then, I may be dreaming...

4) - Maybe...

#465 - SOMETIMES I'M A BOY

SOMETIMES I'M A BOY

(It cannot be tranlated because the idea is based on the use of the masculine/feminine in greek...)

1) 1. At work
-Architect..architect..architect..architect..architect..... (the feminine)
-ΤΙΝ?
-...32185...
-Occupation?

2) -Architect.... (the masculine)
-Architect? Such a nice job!

3) 2. When I do stupid stuff
-I'm such an asshole!.. (the masculine)

4) 3. In the public toilets
-It's occupied! (yeah! the masculine again!)

WE CAN ALSO PEE STANDING UP, IF NECESSARY!

#464 - FUTURANDUM

FUTURANDUM

1) Get out from the euro
2) Create the mediterranean union
3) With "olive" as a currency
4) Lot of laughs!
    (...)

#463 - BAD LUCK

BAD LUCK

1) Just as he was feeling like a king... 2) With his nice clothes,  expensive car,  smartphone...
3) He heard, while looking himself in the mirror, amidst the mall...
4) The child within him telling him: "hey you king, you are naked"

#462 - ALL ONE

ALL ONE

Greek puns - no translation...

#461 - SCENE 1

SCENE 1 

- Ok! Now greeting!

- Ok, yes! Now turn this way, like that, nice!

- Now, nice, like this, show your profile, looking down,ok!

- No! what are ya doin? Cut! Don't zoom out! fuck your camera, man!
     

#460 - COMIC STORY, OUT OF LIFE

   

COMIC STORY, OUT OF LIFE




1) - Jonathan Polacktsides , took his decision...

    "I'll travel around the world on a ... vespa!"

2) - Indeed, some time later, everything was ready and the traveller hit the road.

3) - His only company, on those thousands of kilometers, was the female voice on his GPS...

   "Welcome to the "black" continent of Africa!"

4) - ... which, even on the hardest parts of his trip, was there to support him!

      "turn right.  turn right"

#459 - TOTENTANZ - DANCING PLAGUE

TOTENTANZ - DANCING PLAGUE

1) -Con los terroristas!

4) *DUP-DUP-DUP*
    -Con los terroristas!

May God protect us from too much time in our hands.

*(-"Con los terroristas" sounds like "ass-terrorist" or sth in greek)
      

#458 - WANTON SOUP

#457 - AAAAAAAAAAAA

(Add your own text)

#456 - THE OLD ECHO TRICK

THE OLD ECHO TRICK

1) - I love yououououou...

3) - Aaaaaaa!!!!!

from "talk to me dirty" series.

     

#455 - THE ECHO ALONE

THE ECHO ALONE

1) - Heeeey!
    - Heeeey!... Heeeey!...Heeey....!

2) - Hellooo!...
    - Hellooooo!.. Helloooo!... Hellooo!...

3) :)

4) - Please don't go!.... Don't go!.... don't go...!

The echo alone...
     

#454 - MR. MURGH

MR. MURGH

1) When Mr. Murgh eats pasta, he first untangles it and then eats it, piece by piece.
    *Slurp*
2) Mr. Murgh is less humorous than slate.
    - Haha!
3) When Mr. Murgh falls in love, he googles her name and finds treasures.
    *Google*
4) When Mr. Murgh falls in love, he reads the zodiac signs.

#453

1) Ariadne, while being in love with Theseus, helped  him escape the Labyrinth with her
    ball of thread.

2) They got away together, but Theseus, far from danger, dumped her on the island of Naxos.

3) While we tend to forget it, that latter part of the myth seems to me more representive
    of human nature.

4) But I am not a freudianist and I don't analyze things, do that yourself if you will,
    we would probably disagree anyway.
        

#452 - STYLE EXERCISES...

STYLE EXERCISES...

1) Waiting the bus in the cold, dark night

2) Seeing the lights from afar

3) Realizing that the light belong to a truck...

4)...which is hiding the bus
       

#451 - JULES PASCIN AT MARSEILLE

JULES PASCIN AT MARSEILLE

1) Once in Marseille Jules Pascin decided to have a large gathering.

2) He invited all of his friends to a restaurant.

3) They all came - no place to sit was left.

4) He went to a nearby restaurant and dined alone.
        

#450 - 100 COMIC-STRIPS OLDER

100 COMIC-STRIPS OLDER

1) Attention deficiency.

2) "Enemy" of comfort?
    Invisible debt.

3) Art is that kind of egoism you try to share with others.

4) But should you share your obsessions?
       

#449 - AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL

AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL

1) Lately, at my work...

2) ...I always find a free elevator.
    (criiiiick!)

3) Today a girl followed me and I explained her why:

4) -Two of the lights have gone off and everybody thinks it's stuck at the 7th floor
    - A-ha!

...and then we went together up to the (*that alien symbol*)th
       

#448 - GIRLS AT SHOPS

GIRLS AT SHOPS

1) -Oh!

2) -Sorry, gal...
    -Hm?..

3) -Can you see if the screws support the glass or if there's a panel?
    -Er, is this really your question?

4) -Can you tell me where the hell did they find 8cm skirting boards?
   -Oh, yeah...
   -You're right...
           

#447 - WE

WE

1) Our reflection isn't we

2) Not even is every possession, if it abridges us

3) Neither everything that amuses us, or everything that enrages us:

4) We are a smile slightly cunning, carved on a grain of rice.

#446 - A GREAT DAY FOR COFFEE

A GREAT DAY FOR COFFEE*

*Kafé (coffee) = Kafé (brown color in greek)
 
     

#445 - MAGICAL IMAGE (find the hidden fetish and win amazing gifts!)

MAGICAL IMAGE (find the hidden fetish and win amazing gifts!)

1) - And where is that... spark plug?

2) That was the first time that Debbie's vespa broke down in the middle of the road...
   - Ouch!
   - Ouch!
   - Hot!

3) With her mobile's battery off, without vehicle assistant and without cigarettes, the young pilot had
    to take some brave decisions.
    - Damn, you're heavy...

4) When, three hours later, her boyfriend found her at last...
    ... she wasn't in a great mood.
    - Hey! You look gorgeous so sweaty! I can see your nipples!
       

#444 - EMPTY HEART

EMPTY HEART

1) The cake I bought for you, was eaten by the crows.

2) And you are nowhere

3) Really, you are nowhere

4) A grey cloud inside my empty heart.

#443 - SEXIST POSTMODERN GUIDE TO BUY A SCOOTER (a comic about design differences between vespa and lambretta)

                               SEXIST POSTMODERN GUIDE TO BUY A SCOOTER

1) - Vespa was destined to be the most popular italian vehicle...

2) - On the other hand, Lambretta is a fine piece of scootering history too...

3) - So, two relatives on the same march, but with a lot of differences too...

    - ...that are well-captured on naturalist Derek Powazek's great words...

4) - Two italian chicks mate, last night in the pub...

    - ...one of them had a great butt...

    

     

#442 - I JUST WALKED OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW

I JUST WALKED OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW

3) Your curtains are very beautiful.
but,
it was you that I missed seeing.

#441 - AT THE FESTIVAL #4 - VIDEO ART

AT THE FESTIVAL #4 - VIDEO ART
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - So the director just makes shadows on the projection with his hands, right?
    - Video art. That's what it is.
2) - Video art? It's a performance, since he does it right now.
    - Ok, ok, be quiet now, they'll scold us.
3) - You might even call it an installation.
    - Stop talking!
4) - Whatever it is, it is unwatchable for sure.
    - Sush!
    - Quiet!

#440 - AT THE FESTIVAL #3 - THE RIVER

AT THE FESTIVAL #3 - THE RIVER
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - I can't stand it anymore.
    - What?
    - It shows a river flowing for almost half an hour.
2) - What's the meaning of all this?
    - I don't know, I kind of like it! It is ...poetic.
    - But nothing happens!
4) - I'm fed up. I'll go outside for a smoke.
    - Just wait a little bit to see what'll happen.

#439 - AT THE FESTIVAL #2 - TWISTS

AT THE FESTIVAL #2 - TWISTS
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - I think that he lives in a dream and in the end he's gonna wake up.
    - Think so?
2) - And she sure is gonna break up with him in the end.
    - Maybe.
3) - And he probably is a ghost.
    - Shut up and watch.
4) - Nothing happened!
    - Well, what a surprise!

#438 - AT THE FESTIVAL #1 - MULTI-CULTI

AT THE FESTIVAL #1 - MULTI-CULTI
*Thessaloniki International Film Festival Special!*
1) - Chinese was fine!
2) - Libanese was nice!
3) - Czech was perfect!
4) - You seem to be more tolerant to ethnic cinema than food.
    - We will go for a souvlaki afterwards, right?

#437 - A FEW MONTHS SINCE THE LAST TIME

A FEW MONTHS SINCE THE LAST TIME

2) - Start before I start hitting you...

3) Forty seven kicks later...
   - C'mon sweetie...
   - Start!

4) The same night...
    - Erm... don't know hun'. First time happening to me...
    -  It's ok dear. Maybe it's because a few months have passed since the last time we did it.