27.12.10

#62 - U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER SATURN

U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER SATURN.


1) - Wow...

2) - Wow...

3) - Wow...

25.12.10

#60 - DECEMBER 25

DECEMBER 25

1) Aristedes went out for a Christmas' walk...

2) - The city is empty... looks so similar with a huge bad-tasted abandoned scenery...

3) - ...of a show whose writer recycles since so many years the same senseless
script... (''holidays in Prague - Wienn'', ''Special offer'')

4) - Fortunately there are always some small-time stars who make the difference...

24.12.10

#59 - A CHRISTMAS TALE



A CHRISTMAS TALE

1)  Once upon a time there was a ugly tree everyone was making fun of.
     - Look at its leaves!
     - Haha
     - Hahaha
     - Snif


2)  Its leaves may have been ugly, but they were strong. And when the winter came...

3)  It was the most beautiful tree in the woods.
     - HA! 

4)  And it lived happily ever after.
     - What a beautiful tree!
     - EEEK!!!
        

23.12.10

#58 - WHEN DOES A GIRL KNOW SHE MUST STOP GROWING HER HAIR?



WHEN DOES A GIRL KNOW SHE MUST STOP GROWING HER HAIR?


1) * Pssshhh

2) * Pssshhh

3) * Pik Pik

4) - A little more...

When they are about to reach the ground.

22.12.10

#57 - U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER AMERICA IN APRIL OF 1962

U.F.O. SIGHTING OVER AMERICA IN APRIL OF 1962

4) - Did you see it?

#56 - HOW THE FRENCH KISS WAS INVENTED


HOW THE FRENCH KISS WAS INVENTED

#55 - CTHULHU GIVES ANSWERS




REPORT: CTHULHU GIVES ANSWERS:


1)  - What do you think about Christina Aguilera?
     - A failure. But happy.

2)  - What about Peter Lorre?
     - We go out at different bars. I don't know.

3)  - What's your favorite food?
     - It used to be haggis. Nowadays, not that much.

4)  - Your favorite color?
     - I couldn't describe it precisely. You wouldn't understand.


- Just woke up. Where can I find some coffee?
      

21.12.10

#54 - ...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM? #2

...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM? #2

1) - Yesterday night I saw in a dream that I was NAKED!

2) - I wasn't alone...

3) - It's big!
- It's small!
- It's like an eggplant!
- It's...

4) - In the morning my wiener was missing
- Not again!

They say it happens once in a month...

#53 - DO YOU STILL FOOL AROUND WITH JACK-KNIFES?


REPORT: DO YOU STILL FOOL AROUND WITH JACK-KNIFES?

1) - Haha! If you only knew what memories you brought me!

2) - Of course! I have this swiss one since I was 9 years old!
- I always carry it with me! I remember I saved pocket-money for
a month to buy it!

3) - Buzz off!

4) - I don't have a jack-knife.

And you?

20.12.10

#52 - CHARLIE the BROWN




CHARLIE THE BROWN,

4)  - Penny for your thoughts!
     - Hmm?


Son of Brown.
    

#51 - THE ANSWER ABOUT 38

THE ANSWER WHY NOBODY WANTS 38

1) - 38? I didn't knew about it.

2) - It covers a big distance and if you are in a hurry to get to work...
you know.

4) - All right... we don't have much work at this period, but we hope...

19.12.10

#50 - MY CONTRIBUTION FOR A BETTER WORLD







MY CONTRIBUTION FOR A BETTER WORLD

1)  - I always sweep my dog's dirt...
     - ...and in the rainy days I 'm always not to blind some passer-by with my
       umbrella...

2)  - I like to fill my balcony with plants, they make our neighborhood a little bit
       prettier...


3)  - ...and I never ''steal'' a taxi from someone who is waiting for it more time
       than me...


4)  - I think my fellow citizens will make some day a statue to honor me for
       all these and they will remember me forever!
     - Do you remember him, dude?
     - Yeah... what an @sshole!

18.12.10

#49 - ...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM?


...AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM?

1)  - Sometimes people ask...why don't you ever wear high-heels?

2)  - Normally I answer with a small demonstration

3)  - ufu!

4)  - See?

NEXT - Vote for: ☐ These pants  ☐ Smaller skirt  ☐ Higher heels  
☐ Bigger "ufu!"  ☐ All the above  ☐ don't know/no answer
      

#48 - NO ONE WANTS THE 38



NO ONE WANTS THE 38...


1)  - Can you see?
     - Which is it?
     - Can't see...

2)  - Does it say 27?
     - Nah..
     - Don't think so...
     - Hm..

3)  - Just a sec... Ah... 38!
     - Ah...
     - Ah...
     - Ah...
    ...

4)   Krrrr
      Clik Clik

No one wants the 38...
      

17.12.10

#47 - A MEETING

A MEETING

1) - Can I borrow your laptop?
- Go to the corner to check if I am coming.

2) - I am running.

3) - Cheers, mate!
DOOP

4) - Can I borrow your laptop?
- Sure!
- Arf.

At last!

15.12.10

#46 - A LITTLE GERMAN STORY


A LITTLE GERMAN STORY

1)  - Hans... you disgusting blond ladybird.

2)  - I have a wurst in my underwear for you! You Bavarian sissy...

3)  - Do you know the "monastery" pose with the bottle?
     - Eh?

4)  - Go to Greece for vacations, you!
      

14.12.10

#45 - ΕΝΑ ΜΠΑΛΟΝΑΚΙ ΛΕΕΙ....

#44 - MR. ANSER


Η Location B παρουσιάζει με περηφάνια:
ΟΙ ΠΕΡΙΠΕΤΕΙΕΣ ΤΟΥ ΚΥΡΙΟΥ ΑΝΣΕΡ

1)  - Εγώ και πάλι!

2)  - Γειά σου κύριε Άνσερ.

3)  - Πρέπει πάντα να πετάς;

4)  - Τό 'πιασα!
        

#43 - IT'S SNOWING!²

IT'S SNOWING!²  Be careful, don't catch a cold!!

1)  - Oh

2)  - It's snowing
     - Groovy

3)  - They won't find me here.

4)  - Three days later...
     - AA-CHOO
     - So, here you are!
     - Damn you snow!

Boy, what a twist!!

      

13.12.10

#42 - IT'S SNOWING!



IT'S SNOWING!

2)  - What a pity...

3)  - It stopped snowing so soon...

4)  - This snowball is so crappy!
     - Come on! Shake it again!

#41 - ΝΤΕΤΕΚΤΙΒ ΠΕΡΙΣΤΕΡΗΣ ΚΑΙ ΙΟΣ




DETECTIVE PIGEON AND HIS VIRUS

1)   At detective Pigeon's office...
      - I want to know who's doing my wife!

2)   The mysterious client leaves, unaware he's carrying a virus on his neck!!
      *Virus

3)   On the same night, the virus jumps unnoticed into the unfaithful wife's drink.

4)   Three days later...
      - AA-CHOO
      - That's the guy!
      

2.12.10

#38 - URBAN LEGENDS #1

URBAN LEGENDS


1)  Arthur always did what he wanted
     - I want to see the Great Wall of China!

2)  (clik)
     But as everybody used to say...

3)  - ..And now a shot of us three!

4)  (clik!)
     He didn't always choose the easy way...
      

1.12.10

#37 - R.I.P. LITTLE BUG

RIP LITLLE BUG...

1)  - I went to a Mayfly's funeral today...

2)  - Everybody was there... scarabs, grasshopers and bugs...

3)  - A gold bug delivered the eulogy speech:

4)  - ...we shouldn't shed a tear for the Mayfly, he said...
     - ...cause it lived a beautiful, shiny day...