30.7.11

#231 - THE BEACH


THE BEACH

1)   - Where are you?!

4)  - Come on you can't see me!!! I have a
striped parasol and a white sunbed.

Find the girl who is doing topless
      
      

#230 - IN SEARCH OF LOST SATURN

IN SEARCH OF LOST SATURN

1)  What a horror they felt when they realized one day at the observatory:
     - Planet Cronus... has gone out  of his orbit!

2)  With a breakneck speed, he began moving far away from our sun, destination the endless space.

3)  A few heroic cosmonauts decided to chase the planet, in case they could solve this mystery...

4)  For years now, without getting tired, they follow him - but the closer they get to the answer
     they seek, the more impossible it is to return back, at their homes in Earth...


(Dedicated to R. Bradbury)
       

29.7.11

#229 - 28 YEARS AGO

28 YEARS AGO

1)  - They carved their mark on the still fresh concrete of this yard wall, twenty eight years ago...

2)  - What could be those two lovers do nowadays? Would they live together having children
       at my age?
      (Katerina + Stefanos 1/8/83)

3)  - Or did their roads go separately, and if they ever pass from here they would bitterly smile
       at the memory of a youth' s foolishness?

4)  - The most possible of course is that noone gives a dime about all these anymore...
           

28.7.11

#228 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? #2

WHAT DO YOU THINK? 

1)  - I think that everybody thinks that we're waiting for Godot.
     - I'm sure that they think this.

2)  - ...

3)  - Who or what are we waiting for anyway??

4)  - T.....

to be continued...
      

#227 - SANGRE AZUL

26.7.11

#226 - RAPUNZEL PAPADOPOULOS



RAPUNZEL PAPADOPOULOS


1)  - So... I'll my hair down, to come up. All 'right?

2)  - ?

3)  - I said "hair" ?

4)  - I meant "keys"...
     - The door phone is out of order, again.
      

25.7.11

#225 - WHAT ARE PEOPLE THINKING BEFORE THEY GET OFF THE TRAIN


WHAT ARE PEOPLE THINKING BEFORE THEY GET OFF THE TRAIN

1)  - Toilet

2)  - Bed

3)   - Hungry

4)   - Facebook
     

#224 - THE HUNGRY SEVEN

THE HUNGRY SEVEN

1)  The Hungry Seven are having a meeting in the garden shed...
     - Is everybody here?
     - Everybody except Jack...


2)  This time no one forgot the password
     -"I'm hungry!"
     (Knock! Knock!)

3)  They were ready to start when they heard another knock at the door
     - Who can it be?

4)  It was their good ol' cook bringing cake and home-made lemonade

      - I don't know if it's enough, Hungry Seven!..
      

24.7.11

#223 - SUMMER IN THE CITY


SUMMER IN THE CITY


1)  - Will you come in? The water is fine.

3)  - AAAAAAHHHHH

4)  - It's dead dear...
     - I was supposed to "fish" him later.
         

22.7.11

#222 - ARCHERY

ARCHERY


1)  - Meredith felt a strange feeling from the first moment that she met Jacques...

2)  - She thought she may be in love.

3)  - So she ran for her life.

4)  - It was pointless.
         

21.7.11

#221 - FIRST DATE

FIRST DATE

1)  Damn, I came twelve minutes later. Fortunately she hasn' t arrived yet.

2)  What a pity I don' t own a vehicle. Perhaps I would have gone to pick her by her house.
     And naturally, I could take her to a cool place out of the town. Hmf!

3)  As about my tshirt... is she gonna like it?
     And additionally, in my rush to come here I made myself sweat...
     - Hiiiiiiii! Did I came very late?

4)  - Hey, no worries! I had my thoughts to keep me company!
     - Hihi! Welll... where are we going?
       

#220 - JEREMY JOHNSON'S HAIRCUT

JEREMY JOHNSON'S HAIRCUT


1)  - The only thing that I want you not to cut is my wisp.

2)  - TSIK TSIK

3)  - TSIK TSAK TSIK
      

20.7.11

#219 - CUP OF HOT COFFEE

-Internet Seminars-
CUP OF HOT COFFEE

Three alternate timelines.


Also see lessons #216, #326, #328 and #329.

      

19.7.11

#218 - BOTTLE OF WINE (DETAIL)


BOTTLE OF WINE (detail)

1)  - Help! I'm in the wrong universe! Since when, I wonder...
     - How long am I here...
     - Alone...
     - With this blabbering background...
     (NNN...)
     (AAA...)

2)  - That would never happened to a hamburger!
     - AAAAA
     - NNNN
     - ETET
     - CCCCC

3)  - AAAAA...
     - NNN
     - ETETET...

4)  - Shut up!


Two parallel universes (sample)
NOT...!
         

#217 - CAPTEN-AMERICA

CAPTEN-AMERICA


1)  - Sssshhh....

2)  - Jhonnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

3)  - Gee ma, Whatch yellin' 'bout?

4)  - It's yo daddy, just brought ya p'nut buttah.
     - That's right sonny!
    

#216 - BOTTLE OF WINE



-Internet Seminars-
BOTTLE OF WINE 

Two parallel universes (sample).


Also see lessons #219, #326, #328 and #329.

17.7.11

#214 - CONCENTRATION BEFORE THE CLASSIC JOKE #2

1)  - You can make it!

2)  - Keep strong! The moment is now!

4)  - You call this art?
     - By reproducing this stereotype you degrade us all!
  

#213 - SOLAR STENCILS

15.7.11

#212 - NON-WONDERLAND

NON - WONDERLAND


1)  The White Rabbit has left Wonderland and came to our world.

2)  In the beggining everything looked dull and scary... And as if it wasn' t enough,
     it was almost ran over by a passing truck!

3)  But fortunately, some good people found it and took it with them to take care...

4)  And now - what a luck- it is trying a lot of new cosmetics, before even they go out in the market!
     - ...so cool!
       

12.7.11

#210 - FUCKED-UP TIMING


FUCKED-UP TIMING

1)  - Yippee!!!!!

2)  - Ouch!

3)   - What was that for?

4)  - You forgot to come out!
     *snif
        

#209 - THE CLASSIC JOKE FAILED


See:  #187, #202, #204
       

10.7.11

#208 - "PERSONAL ILLUSIONS"

"PERSONAL ILLUSIONS"

1)  - Having style is everything. Knowing how to dress, in which places to go out...
     - And of course having good public relations. Very important!

2)  - Arts of course! And fashion, decoration, dance...
     - I love to admire beauty. I wonder how can so many people live without having any taste at all!

3)  - Yoga, reiki, meditation... Harmony with my body, my soul and the whole universe!

4)  - I like to be the boss and beat everyone else!
     - I have no friends but someday everyone will be afraid of me!
            

7.7.11

#207 - THIRD DAY ILL (AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL)

THIRD DAY ILL (AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL)


3)  - I can't believe it...

4)  - There are five dramatic turkish TV series playing the same time, in greek television.
        

#206 - THE VIEW FROM THE ROOM OF AN UNSUCCESSFUL BOMBER (OR HOW YOUNG HANS LEARNT TO APPRECIATE ARCHITECTURE)

6.7.11

#205 -


1)  The monster attacked Paris
     - Aaaargh!

2)  But the army was well prepared
     - Take that, you monster
     *Bang
     - Ah!

3)  But the monster was too strong
     - Now I am angry
     *Crack 
     - Damn!

4)  - You just can't stand working at the office anymore, can you?
     - Nope. 
          

3.7.11

#203 - WHITE SHARK

WHITE SHARK

1)  "It' s a ruthless beast, a killing machine..."

2)  "Alas to the creatures that will unsuspected appear in front of its way..."


3)  " With its bloodthirsty jaws, it rips them into thousand tiny pieces..."


4)  - Sigh*... That's what Dimitroula did with my heart too!
     - Dude, you only know her two weeks... Enough with this insistence of yours, 
       to make everything seem tragic!
       

1.7.11

#201 - WHAT DO YOU THINK?


WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1)  - I think it's coming any minute...
     - I don't think, I am sure.

2)  - You think you're sure.
     - What makes you think I'm not sure?

3)  - I am not sure.
     - I don't think so.

4)  - It didn't come after all.
     - I think it will definitely be here next time.

to be continued...