1) Statistics show that it is easier to fall in love with a Catherine than with a Maria.
- It's all about genes!
2) .flac files are completely useless.
- They take up more space than my old LPs!
3) A new word: INTERNEANDERTHAL
the internet illiterate
4) Mario finally speaks up about Antonis Remos.*
- You see a succesful singer, I see a failed plumber.
(*Greek pop singer, former plumber)