A FRIEND EAVESDROPPING
1) - So, there I am, I see him, with his, like, new boyfriend -he was actually nice.
2) - I go to him, say hello, kiss him, like, play it cool, and bang! steal his ice-cream from his hand.
3) - Kind of like cone, like I don't need you any more.
4) - He is a glutton Scorpion, like I f u c k e d him over, you know?