1) - What do you hide in your top hat, magician? I 'd like to see your secrets...
- Very well!
2) - I am hiding a duck with emerald eyes, a bonsai tree and some Tarot cards...
3) - A sea umbrella, a gramophone, a bicycle pump and an angry lame kitty!
4) - And what about love? Do you have any?
- What a pity, but all the love that has remained, it's been left in my old top hat.