THE MAN WITH THE SILLY TATOOS GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE
1) - Pears, bananas, oranges...
- OH MY GOD! HOW SILLY ARE THOSE TATTOOS!
2) - Damn! Nothing that goes with my tattoos.
3) - Hey! Greengrocer! Have you got any fruits that are cool enough
so I can eat them?
so I can eat them?
- You know.. I can't eat quinces! My granny eats quinces!..
4) - Don't worry, son! All you need is a good backstory.
Did you know that quince is the national fruit of Nigeria?
Oh... you mean this yellow, sour and tart fruit "Cydonia Oblonga" of Magnoliophyta division and Rosaceae-Spiraeoideae family which is used as a food plant by Bucculatrix Bechsteinella and Coleophora Cerasivorella and looks like big pear?
ReplyDeleteHmm ... interesting, because for years I thought that was the national fruit of Burkina Faso.
Ε, όχι και κυδώνι.
ReplyDeleteΕ, όχι και κυδώνι!
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