#36 - GONE WITH THE WIND

GONE WITH THE WIND

1)  - Hi

     - Hello

2)  - It's been some time since i wanted to tell you something...
     - Yes?

3)  - I lov...

4)  - you...
    

#35 - WHY I LEFT THE CITY

WHY I LEFT THE CITY

(a true story)

1)  I couldn't install the new internet connection, so I called the telephone company's 

     technician to fix it.

2)  He came and plugged on the line a gadget that looked like a telephone, but more 

     sophisticated.

3)  And then, after he pushed a button or two, he telephoned the centrals and said:

     - Dayna? Plese check if the chinese 9 has a razim at level 30.

4)  That was when I moved away from civilization, so I wouldn't slow down its progress.

     - ...

Iswearthat'sexactlywhathesaidIdidn'tchangeanything.

     

  

#34 – TWO GOLDFISH WATCHING TV

TWO GOLDFISH WATCHING TV

2)  - Whats on tv?
     - I don't remember...

4)  - Whats on tv?
     - I don't remember...

     

#33 - SYMFRAZOMENA

(Sorry. Translation is impossible, guys!)
   

#32 - THE REVENGE OF THE 3rd FRAME

#31 - FRAME "by" FRAME

#30 - CAMOUFLAGE

CAMOUFLAGE



1)  Nobody had ever asked Maria-Helena...

2)  If she likes stucking her oreos to the wall.

4)  - I like it very much...
    - But they keep falling after a while.
  

#29 - ODE TO SNOT

#28 - WILLIAM MASTERSON

WILLIAM MASTERSON

1)  - Life distributes ice fairly, my friend.

2)  - To the rich in summer, and to the poor in winter...

4)  - Can you pour me one more, on the rocks?
  
  

#27 - JAMES ROGERS

JAMES ROGERS

1)  - So? Do you have a last wish?

2)  - Yes... A bulletproof vest!
     - Ha!

3)  - Ahaha! Haha...
     - Ha ha!
     - Haha ha ahaha ha ha!
     - Ha ha!
    

#26 - ΟΙ ΦΙΛΟΙ ΜΑΣ ΤΑ ΖΩΔΙΑ

OUR ZODIAC FRIENDS

1)  - Good afternoon dear friends, welcome to the globally unique documentary
       about the habits of the zodiac signs in their natural environment.

2)  - Aries usually do everything in flocks and they spend their day eating (or smoking)
       grass...

3)  - Libras on the contrary are a bit lonelier, that's why they live on trees...
     - ...and they make fun by throwing eggs to poor passerbys...

4)  - Scorpions on the other hand, usually go where unsuspicious Geminis are having
       their picnics... I still have no idea why.
     - Have you seen my beer?
     - Buurp!

DON'T MISS THE NEXT EPISODE: CANCERS, VIRGOS AND SAGITTARIUSES!
   

#25 - ΩΣΤΕ ΕΤΣΙ

SO, SO...


1)  - The self-evidence of the need for the search of Truth is not that obvious
       as one might expect.

3)  - I have to go to the toilet.


Just so.
      

#24 - ΚΑΘΕ ΜΕΣΗΜΕΡΙ Η ΤΑΧΕΙΑ ΑΜΑΞΟΣΤΟΙΧΙΑ ΠΕΡΝΑ ΕΞΩ ΑΠ' ΤΟ ΧΩΡΙΟ ΤΟΥ ΑΝΤΙΧΡΙΣΤΟΥ

EVERY NOON THE FAST TRAIN GOES PAST THE ANTICHRIST'S VILLAGE

1) ARF

2) ARF - ARF

3) ARF - ARF - ARF
    

#23 - ΔΥΟ ΦΙΛΟΙ ΑΠ' ΤΟΝ ΣΤΡΑΤΟ

 TWO FRIENDS AFTER THE ARMY


Sorry, guys. Failed to translate that. Really.
     

#22 - GARAGE BAND ...SYNDROME

#21 - ΔΕΝ ΕΧΕΙ ΤΕΛΟΣ

THERE IS NO END

1)   Am I weird? Neurotic? Anyway, I have a very strange defect.
      - Please finish your soup, there's only a few spoonfuls left...
      - Nope.

2)   I don't like finishing anything... Anything at all!
      - Why did you turn it off? Wouldn't you like to watch the end of the film?
      - No.

3)   When something ends, I feel like I 've lost it... Like it didn't happen at all!
      - But why do you stop everytime just before...
      - Because so (I like).

4)   I almost feel sorry for not finishing this stor...
      

#20 - ROCK BANDS

#19 - ΣΟΥΗΔΙΚΗ ΓΙΑ ΤΕΡΑΤΑ

SWEDISH GYM FOR MONSTERS

1)  - Oork

2)  - Oork

3)  - Oork

4)  - Oork

That's why they don't pant when they chase you.
        

#18 - ΥΠΑΡΧΕΙ ΓΙΑΤΡΟΣ ΣΤΟ ΑΕΡΟΠΛΑΝΟ;

IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE?

1)    *PLINK*
     - If there is a doctor on the plane... please contact with the crew.

2)  - I am a doctor. What is the problem?
     - Here, this gentleman doesn't feel very well.
     - I have a mole here that seems a little bit suspicious.

3)  - I must operate him IMMEDIATELY!
       *Ta-daaaah*

4)  - Gather anything sharp you find on the plane!!
     - Do you really have to do it now?!?
     - Hush, lady. This man is a doctor.

If it is urgent...
         

#17 - ΠΡΩΤΗ ΕΝΤΥΠΩΣΗ

FIRST IMPRESSION

1)  - Hi! I'm Panayiotis!

2)    Who is to blame for the existence of a human being that "introduces"
       himself without saying his name or shaking hands properly.

     - Ηi!

3)    Could it be its childhood? Could it be that when he played teenage
       mutant ninja turtles as a kid, he ended up to be "Donatello"?

4)    I know that most probably I ll never get to know the answer. But in
       the end, who am I to judge him?

    - A well spent meteorite...

I am Panayiotis
     

#16 - O ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ ΜΕ ΤΑ ΗΛΙΘΙΑ ΤΑΤΟΥΑΖ ΠΑΕΙ ΣΤΟ ΜΑΝΑΒΙΚΟ

THE MAN WITH THE SILLY TATOOS GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE

1)  - Pears, bananas, oranges...

     - OH MY GOD! HOW SILLY ARE THOSE TATTOOS!

2)  - Damn! Nothing that goes with my tattoos.

3)  - Hey! Greengrocer! Have you got any fruits that are cool enough
       so I can eat them?

     - You know.. I can't eat quinces! My granny eats quinces!..

4)  - Don't worry, son! All you need is a good backstory.

Did you know that quince is the national fruit of Nigeria?
         

#15 - LUNCH BREAK