A classic two-stroke vespa scooter, restored with much love, taking a ride around the city (about 10 Km a day), pollutes as much as the four-stroke motors industry, every three minutes...
Vespa is metallic, so repairs
after a crash, without changing plastic parts
and is hitting at the half rpm compared to today's scooters!
And after all... I don't like bicycles!
I LIVE WITH MY BROTHER...
1) - Can't you put the dishes in the sink?
- No, 'cause they touch each other and then you have to wash them both sides
2) - Yes, but you can keep more dishes in the sink before you have to wash them.
3) - ...
4) - You better have them washed before I get back...
Things will be different when I'll get married...
1) - Ah! I knew something was up with you two!!!
- How could you do this to me?!
2) - What are you talking about!! There is nothing going on between us. We are just friends.
- We would never do that to you...
3) - Enough!! I don't want to listen...
- I'm leaving!
4) - How did she find out?
- I don't know? I thought we were careful.
DID YOU KNOW...?
1) -Look how lovely the city is at the end of spring! All those tree-flowers on the ground...
2) -Did you know that the flowers are the most important part of the tree reproduction?
3) - Basically, this moment we are stepping on a river of sperm...
NOW YOU KNOW...