30.6.11

#200...!!!




#199 - AFTERNOONS

AFTERNOONS

1)  - I like in the afternoons, with a good book to escape.

2)  - I also often imagine that I am one of the heroes: a technician - tester of an Asimov's robot,
       the doctor of Camus' Plague...

3)  - Every time a new life, withe new fantastic feelings experiences and thoughts!

4)  - And when I 'm  tired from the reading, I become again myself:
       the one who eats fast food most of the nights and who searches for a future in the small
       classifieds, in vain.
        

29.6.11

#198 - HOW TO SPOIL...SUCH A PERFECT DAY


HOW TO SPOIL... SUCH A PERFECT DAY

4)  - Fuck! The keys were in her bag...
       

28.6.11

#197 - WHAT'S UP GOTH?




1)  - Give it to me straight doctor, am I going to be OK?

2)  - The eternal darkness awaits us all in its' black embrace!

3)  - Sister could I have a non-goth doctor?
     - I can't blame you.

4)  - ARRIBA MUCHACHOS*
     - AY AY AY! My spleen!
  
*Joseph Muchachos: UCLA professor
       

27.6.11

#196 - PREMATURE ENTHUSIASM


PREMATURE ENTHUSIASM

1)  - Yippee!!!!!

2)  - Ouch!

3)  - What was that for?

4)  - You came out too soon!
       

#195 - COMPULSIONS


COMPULSIONS 


1)  Batman bites his nails...
     - Stress

2)  Superman bites his nails, using X-rays.

3)  Superwoman always carrying her childish blanket...

4)  Wolverin pokes his nose.
           

#194 - CIRCLE #1


24.6.11

#193 - GIRLY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS "I PREFER OLDER MEN"

GIRLY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS "I PREFER OLDER MEN"


1)  - Because they're wise.

2)  - They're experienced and they know what they want...

3)  - You can count on them.

4)  Indeed...
     - ...18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23...

...24, 25, 26...
       

23.6.11

#192 - JUNE


JUNE

1)  - According to the original script, I should now be saying something supposedly smart...

2)  - But, I understand, sometimes is far more preferable...

4)  - ...to shut your mouth for good and just enjoy the moment...
           

22.6.11

#191 - CLICHÉ ON THE SUB

CLICHÉ ON THE SUBS

1)  - Captain, we only have oxygen for five hours.
     - You must fix it...
     - ...or else

2)  - All departments report damages and casualties immediately.

3)  - *PING

4)  - *CRACK *CRRRR*
     - Depth: 220 meters and keeps going down.
     - But it can only hold 180!

See also here and here.
             

21.6.11

#190 - COMING UP NEXT


"COMING UP NEXT..."


1)  There is a small center, in the human brain...

2)  ... that is responsible for the  radio frequency jamming.
     *gzgzgz

3)  - ggggg....

4)  - thank you for the days...
    
It's not a trick...
It really happens.

#189 - THE #TVCC FRIENDLY STRIP

THE #TVCC FRIENDLY STRIP

1)  Everybody has tortured some ant as a kid...

2)  You know, when you block it's way and it cannot escape...
     - Watchit! Watchit!
     (I often love her...)

3)  If you draw a black line,...it's the same for the ant.
     It cannot escape!

4)  I felt sorry for this one...

In memory of all the bugs I Killed these days (my karma is fucked)

       

19.6.11

#186 - GIRLY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS "RED PERIOD"

GIRLY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS "RED PERIOD"


1)  - Oh my dear... the russians came back...

2)  - I can't. I have my "clothes" on.

3)  - Probleeem... on my "plumps"!
     

18.6.11

#185 - GIRLY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS "PINK SHOES"

GIRLY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS "PINK SHOES"






1)  She fell in love with them, at first sight, but life has not only good times...
     - I'm sorry. We don't have them in your size.

2)  Suddenly, shoe seller's fairy jingles her nose!
     - I can order them, if you like.

3)  So, a month later...
     - Yes, yes yes!

4)  But, the same night...
     - Oh gosh... They don't match with my clothes.
       

16.6.11

#184 - JUSEPE THE DWARF


JUSEPE THE DWARF


1)  - I knew Jusepe as a child...

2)  - Hey! Jusepe!

3)  - Jusepe... I got something for you. A Vespa.

4)  It's nice to bring gifts to your imaginary friends...
     - Hey man... It's the latest model. 
         

14.6.11

#183 - CROWD CONTROL


1)  - Are you here for the comic strip too?
     - Yup. They said this time it'll just be us two in charge.
     - Great. So you say something
     - And you answer
     - Then you say something unexpected
     - And that's it - just plain old, simple fun.

3)  - This way!

4)  - Fuck.
         

#182 - EVEN MORE DIRTY WORDS


EVEN MORE DIRTY WORDS


1)  - Ah! How I'm doing you?

2)  - Did you saw what I've done to you?

3)  - About what we've done earlier...

4)  - How you do?
       

13.6.11

#181 - IMPOTENCY SEXUAL COURT CASE EXAMS CARRIER

1)  I can bring the loved one more than they are before.

2)  I can bring the loved one more than they are before.

3)  I can bring the loved one more than they are before.

4)  arf arf arf arf arf
      

#180 - COMICS WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE


COMICS WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE

1)  - AWFUL!
     - No.
     - It can't be.
     - This isn't happening.
     *BANG!
     - Everything is a matter of perspective.
     - You can't hear me because I am in the void.
     -Don't...

2)  - Is it broken?

3)  - S - H - I - T
     - Oh my, oh my, oh my
     - Hi
     - Cough
     - Shit, sometimes, i say godammit
     - Shit, shit shit shit shit
     - The story/roller shutter is broken!

4)  - Phew!
     - Please, do come in!
     - I am hungry
     - Sometimes...
     - But not.

6/6/11 - 13/6/11
        

#179 - SEASONAL III

SEASONAL III

1) One season every year...

2) Elsa's Band-Aid...

3) disappears.

4) But then again...

12.6.11

#178 - DIRTY WORDS




DIRTY WORDS


1)  - Do you mind when I use dirty words during sex?

2)  - So? Do you mind?

3)  - So, you didn't answer me...

4)  - About the things we said this morning...
          

11.6.11

#177 - SEASONAL II

SEASONAL II

1)  After three months a season is over -they say-...
     - Oh!

2)  ...and after the sun, follows the rain.
     - Will you hold it?
        

10.6.11

#176 - MASKS

MASKS

1)  Sometimes, in purpose to hide my shy personality, I put a raffish mask on my face,
     controverting the people.

2)  And when, often, I want to run away from responsibilities, I wear the face of the uncatchable
     - the crazy - and I disappear.

3)  Some other times, I pretend to be "wise". I can jabber for hours about worldviews that
     I'm not going even to remember the next day.

4)  So many masks have I worn but I still have not found the one: which will absolutely
     express me, to become my face...
     

#175 - THE GRADUATE

THE GRADUATE

2)  - Nice tights. Lycra?

3)  - No. It's Nylon.

4)  - Wrong for you. Your skin can't breath.
        
                

9.6.11

#174 - SEASONAL


SEASONAL

1)  Autumn

2)  Winter

3)  Spring

4)  Meatballs
      

#173 - CARAMELLO


CARAMELLO

4)  - That's enough with your headache.
       You're chewing the same excuse again and again like m&ms!
    
      

4.6.11

#167 - CHEKHOV'S GUN

#166 - ALCOHOL AND OTHER CHEMICAL SUBSTANCES


1)  - A GUN

2)  - SYD FIELD

3)  - CHEKHOV

4)  - BANG
     

#165 - THE FRANK BOOKSELLER


THE FRANK BOOKSELLER

1)  - Goodmorning... do you have "Tears and Passion in Paris"?
     - Sorry madame, but we dont sell "arlequins" nor cheesy novels.

2)  - Anyway... so maybe you have the "elixir of ultra-optimism and other recipes of success"?
     - Neither we sell "self help books"... these are just for the naives...

3)  - Uff! Then perhaps you have "Hollow Earth and Elves of the Third Reich"?
     - We definitelly DON' T bring conspiracy theories books, I am sorry!

4)  - What the... So what kind of bookstore is this anyway? You are gonna die
        penniless mister!! And you all dare complain why people prefer shopping
        books from "Malls" and big chain - bookstores...
     - ...but, I have Camus, Flaubert, Kafka, Brecht, Wilde...
     - Isn' t anything of these ok for you?
      

3.6.11

#164 - ROMEO & JULIET (THE FORBIDDEN SCENE)

ROMEO & JULIET (THE FORBIDDEN SCENE)

1)  - Juliet? Why you're not out?

2)  - Sorry Romeo.
     - I'm with a friend, eating chocolate.
     - White with cranberries.

4)  - Rapunsel? Have I met you Romeo?
      

#163 - CHAT


CHAT

(lame tranlation)
1)  - Not even a year after his death...
     - Such a whore!

2)  - ...and he is 7 years younger than her
     - You can tell, don't you?
     - Yes, you can!

3)  - She looks like his mother.
     - Yeah, she always looked older than her age..
     - Mornin'!

4)  - Heeey! How ARE you!
     - Lovely hair, by the way!
      

#162 - ROMEO & JULIET

ROMEO & JULIET...

1)  - PLIC PLIC PLIC*

2)  - Which is your mobile server?
       

2.6.11

#161 - THE LAST TREE


THE LAST TREE

1)  - For countless years it stands here alone, a leftover, say the old natives,
       from the age of the plants.

2)  - Its few leaves are sick, they 'll possibly be the last ones to grow up on its branches...
     - Scientists estimate that after the following Autumn it will remain forever dried...

3)  "But I am not going to let it die ingloriously, in Earth' s poisonous atmosphere..."

3)  "I will take it with me and I' ll find another virgin and healthy planet to replant it...
     - Just let' s hope that such a planet exists out there...
     

#160 - FEETLOVING COMIC

FEETLOVING COMIC

1)  - Look... it's a gesture.

2)  - I want you.

3)  - Give me a minute...

4)  - See?
     - It's difficult using the left foot.