CLICHÉ ON THE BUS
1) He forgot to press the button.
- Open the back door!!
2) - Sorry to disturb you, my kids are starving.
- And I have cancer...
3) - Ma'am, those tickets are for university students only.
- Oh, dear! I didn't know.
- It's not a problem. But be careful next time. Just to avoid the fine.
4) *Next stop: Agia Sofia.
- Next stop: Agia Sofia.